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Adoption Catfishing

When you don't tell someone they're adopted their entire lives. They submit their DNA to ancestry and people tell them not to that it's fake and doesn't work anyway. And then their DNA comes back not matching their family and you tell them that it must be contaminated or they mixed up the kits.
The adoption catfishing ended at her adoptive mom's funeral. A well-meaning relative told her and now she gets to deal with her grief, the shock of finding out she's adopted and no one to ask questions to.
by LordViper June 27, 2021
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adopter-in-law

Spouse's adopter.
Adopter-in-law.
by Jenword May 20, 2023
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adopter

My adopter is a good person.
by Coldandhot October 14, 2023
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Ur Adopted

The thing that someone says whenever they are about to lose an argument so they say the most petty thing imaginable, "ur adopted"
some random shit...
"ur adopted"
"ok"
by Flordian Definitions December 5, 2023
mugGet the Ur Adoptedmug.

adopted fortnite costume

Adopted fortnite costume is a derogatory way of saying that you don’t belong, or that you are out of style. It is a very popular phrase in gaming, but don’t get hurt if someone calls you an adopted fortnite costume because the person saying it is typically just as bad as the victim.
“Kid you’re such an adopted fortnite costume!”
by Rainer August 28, 2021
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Ur nans adoption paper

Ur nans adoption paper is a sacred text which no one shall grasp
What’s that scared text? Oh it’s ur nans adoption paper
by Niall Kenneally April 1, 2021
mugGet the Ur nans adoption papermug.

adopt me bruh

Pet: dude your hand stinks drop me
luisgamercool23: ok *throws to river*
in this conclusion, adopt me bruh
mugGet the adopt me bruhmug.

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