on lohan

explanation in response to why you've taken something that doesn't belong to you

store surveillance officer: excuse me miss, i was watching you from over here and saw you cut the price tag off that backpack you are carrying. i'm afraid you'll have to come with me for questioning regarding this theft.

stacy: what?? no way man! i borrowed this purse from a friend. it's totally on lohan. back off! don't make me call my mother.

by cybermedusa March 4, 2011

Lohan syndrome

Abonormally grotesque bowel movement, caused by use of perscription medications.

"Ooh, I just had a serious case of Lohan syndrome."

by Liberaunchy July 23, 2012

lohan hat trick

To vomit, urinate, and then to defecate, usually all at once

God damn, Bobby just got a Lohan Hat Trick all in the cab!

by charliesbleachedasshole September 13, 2016

Lohan

Rohan that keeps taking L's

Lohan strikes yet again

by Sussybaka_6969 September 26, 2021

drunker than a lohan

Being so drunk, you might just kill someone's father, their mother, and their son

Rucka: drinking rum & coke & getting Drunker Than a Lohan

by DudeAyyeManBroMan September 10, 2020

Lohan

Lohan is my best friend I love him so much

Lohan is gay

by Gray is gay February 16, 2022

lohanability

An individuals partying abilities.

That girl has so much lohanability it's crazy, she was at it til 7 in the morning.

by jerika October 3, 2007