depressed stiffy

When you are depressed and jerk yourself off to try to make the pain of living go away.

I was about to kms last night so I just did a quick depressed stiffy to help

by Yo8484 March 17, 2017

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stinky stiffy

That guy has one stinky stiffy

by Pat2525 August 10, 2023

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Stiffi can be something cool, or just a slag for a boner.

1. My new shoes are so stiffi!

2. Bro that girl gives me such a stiffi!

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god-dammit dude this mask you gave me is a stiffy.

by Bofa.d August 02, 2021

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"I have a stiffy"

by ImLuckyNotKyle July 29, 2021

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Me: Im so fucking stiffy holy fucking shit
Friend: say less

by uvuboy446 August 21, 2021

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An erection. A dick getting hard due to sexual excitement. Hot girls tend to make a guy’s dick all stiffy.

Me: (Watching a Marilyn Monroe documentary film)

My mother: Are you getting all stiffy?
Me: LOL, shut up.

by Excrushman May 04, 2021

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