Nuts

A guy on facebook who talks about a reoccuring dream where a T-Rex eats him....that's nuts!

A reoccurring dream. I look out my porch and I see a field with hundreds of Sauropods munching away in the grass. I am so amazed, I walk to the edge of my porch when I hear thundering foot steps coming closer and a HUGE T-Rex runs down the street by the house towards the field but catches me in its left eye and decides to pay me a visit by ripping into my house for a treat. WHATS IT ALL MEAN?!!! IT MEANS YOUR NUTS!!

by McGrathski April 22, 2010

nut

To nut means for a guy to have a cumgasm.

Matt made me nut three times while he was fucking me in my boy-pussy!

by eda-skip December 31, 2022

Nut

A fruit composed of a hard shell and seed.

Not ejaculation you fucking morons.

"A wild almond is a nut which contains trace amounts of cyanide."

by AdvancingTECH February 22, 2015

nut

a very dry fruit, that monkeys usually eat

Quit looking up nut on urban dictionary you pervs and go to church

by a stingray February 3, 2021

nut

an act of nutting; aka bustin a nut on it

BRO I NUTTED ON UR FACE OMG

by REEEek September 17, 2018

NUTTING

The ultimate feeling of Nut.

v. The movement of NUT; Action happens with great SATISFACTION

Example: I was in a session of NUTTING.
Example:I was NUTTING, when (person) came in.

by Minecrafter_123 June 1, 2018

Nuts

Simply a bowl/container of assorted nuts.

"Oh, wow, man! Look at all these different nuts intermingling in one bowl... It's like Nutstock, man!"

--Tommy Chong Intermingling Nuts

by DeeperThanHell September 5, 2016