Kevin

a kid who thinks he is the shit, can get extremely annoying, dates ugly fat annoying girls, has a vampire/elvis wana be haircut that he thinks is cool, tries to dress gangster when he is the farthest thing from it, is a bit fat.

Kevin you think your hot shit when your NOT!

by mmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee2 January 12, 2009

Kevin

Likes to be raped. Also the act of raping .

Lets 'Kevin' that guy

by sidjosdj August 13, 2010

Kevin

A guy who likes 2 guy 3-ways and touches sacks with the other guy

Dude last night I was really wasted and I pulled a Kevin! I'm really ashamed...

by killazilla200 July 22, 2010

Kevin

A very salty sister

Greg: There’s Kevin

Jimmy: He is a salty sister
Greg: Lol

by A very Salty sis May 10, 2019

Kevin

A small self centered son of a bitch whose father is meaner than a junkyard dog, and he uses Great Value Shampoo which clearly isn’t used enough because of his awful dandruff. He also eats cheese with ass but don’t worry about him choking on it with his ass because it’s already spread out enough from dick riding shit dick Deje all day long

Kevin is a little Irish son of a bitch with an drunken asshole of a father

by Jordi El Niño August 3, 2019

Kevin

Kevin is the type of person to run around saying ariba ariba, he tries to not act like that, yet he still does. He's sarcastic and lazy and just eats plain foods like rice. Hes funny and tries to make people laugh.
Hes the stereotypical Mexican.

"Wow i can't believe Kevin said that today."

by REEEEE KID August 10, 2019

Kevin

Kevin is a dangerous 26 year old man from Cork, Ireland. Kevin is a puppeteer who controls all who breathe from the shadows. Kevin has been credited for solving the murder of the mayor named Boner of the town of Penis. The only reason Kevin solved the murder was so that he could gain the trust of the United States government.

Soon Kevin will take over

by junangulas July 24, 2020