A great kid, but absolute hoe at the same time. He goes for every girl he knows and tries to date them immediately. He likes to hit on all girls and sometimes be very disrespectful to them.
We all know that one Jonathan
by Applesause December 30, 2019
Get the Jonathanmug. A tall, lanky (probably autistic) person who claims to be heterosexual but his constant flirtation with his male friends suggests otherwise as he makes subtle moans when he gets any form of physical contact, even a simple handshake gets his red rocket pumping.
I think his homo tendencies spurred from the traumatic experience of trying to located the fabled hole know as the vagina. He searched high and low for it, but alas it was not to be. This had a severe effect on his confidence as he has been unable to speak to anyone since.
Nowadays Jonathan is an introverted, awkward boy who spend his days playing FIFA and masturbating while in a VC to his only friend.
I think his homo tendencies spurred from the traumatic experience of trying to located the fabled hole know as the vagina. He searched high and low for it, but alas it was not to be. This had a severe effect on his confidence as he has been unable to speak to anyone since.
Nowadays Jonathan is an introverted, awkward boy who spend his days playing FIFA and masturbating while in a VC to his only friend.
by RealN1zz October 18, 2022
Get the Jonathanmug. A warriors bandwagon
Hates on lebrons greatness
A finessing god with the ladies
Does damage in the bedroom
Thinks Kobe is better then Jordan
Hates on smite players
Says he hipped everyone to a lot of music artist
Always in his older brothers shadow
A drop off in 2k
The best fifa player in Brockton hands down
Was once a dagger king
Goes by KING JO
Is very smart
Corrects everyone’s grammar
Thinks he’s always right
Hates on lebrons greatness
A finessing god with the ladies
Does damage in the bedroom
Thinks Kobe is better then Jordan
Hates on smite players
Says he hipped everyone to a lot of music artist
Always in his older brothers shadow
A drop off in 2k
The best fifa player in Brockton hands down
Was once a dagger king
Goes by KING JO
Is very smart
Corrects everyone’s grammar
Thinks he’s always right
Jonathan is a wise man
by J John May 29, 2019
Get the Jonathanmug. by YouHaveLigma333 May 5, 2019
Get the Jonathanmug. A man that cannot be compared to any other.
He is trustworthy and loyal with a heart of gold. His very nature makes him Extra-ordinary.
Caring, kind and generous, you will instantly fall in love with his soul. His love and affection will make you feel special and cherished.
With one look, one touch, you’ll know that he is your person. He is the one that you can’t do without. He is your true north. He is your purpose.
If you find yourself fortunate enough to know a Jonathan like mine, never take him for granted and appreciate every moment with him.
There is nothing you wouldn’t do for him.
He is simply the best.
He is trustworthy and loyal with a heart of gold. His very nature makes him Extra-ordinary.
Caring, kind and generous, you will instantly fall in love with his soul. His love and affection will make you feel special and cherished.
With one look, one touch, you’ll know that he is your person. He is the one that you can’t do without. He is your true north. He is your purpose.
If you find yourself fortunate enough to know a Jonathan like mine, never take him for granted and appreciate every moment with him.
There is nothing you wouldn’t do for him.
He is simply the best.
Jonathan is a man
by DJ Ke-lay February 28, 2023
Get the Jonathanmug. A god. This man can dominate planets and can get all the babes. He can kill thousands of men by just thinking of it. If you wanted to demolish your enemies you would call Jonathan. Snare god as well
by Snaresef November 9, 2018
Get the Jonathanmug.