ABSOLUTE egotistical and vainglorious piece of cod. In his clueless nature, he will never understand how to show affection and is completely indolent when it comes to trying in every aspect. This slow moving and good for nothing moron will neglect, mistreat and disrespect you on every level. He will gaslight and blame his inconstant and disloyal behaviour on everything but himself, so don't even think about confronting him about anything. Ewan will be thoroughly and unconditionally tiresome with his ambiguous language, constantly failing to see both sides of the story.
Oh, and he is most definitely afraid of spiders.
Word of advice: Never date this cheating capricorn.... you will regret it.
Oh, and he is most definitely afraid of spiders.
Word of advice: Never date this cheating capricorn.... you will regret it.
Me:"Gosh i feel as if i'm trying to draw blood out of a stone"
Friend: "Oh are you talking to Ewan?"
Me: "How did you guess?!!"
Friend: "Oh are you talking to Ewan?"
Me: "How did you guess?!!"
by ilovetoseeyousmile May 21, 2021
Get the Ewanmug. by Cowan123 January 20, 2023
Get the Ewan Diseasemug. by vausey9 March 2, 2021
Get the ewan barkermug. 
Blue haired boy of wonder, owns a dozen guitars and some sexy spice mix may end up destroying you in pokemon and pokemon has a tendency to calling people names if he knows theyve hurt someone he loves.
Ewan: Fajitas!
by Deathbladerunner12 November 3, 2021
Get the Ewanmug. by anonymous April 29, 2024
Get the Ewan Millicanmug. 