Amazonian Darwinism

When naive shoppers find out that the least expensive versions of items they find shopping online through Amazon or unregulated/foreign Internet markets aren't the best quality or for use as intended; often ending in broken merchandise, death, or near death experiences.
Buyer: "I bought some cheap jack stands on the internet for 20 bucks, ten seconds after I lowered my car on them they broke, could've killed me!"

Friend: "Damn, that could have been an example of Amazonian Darwinism right there. Almost Harbor Freight level."
by Lord Hammercy MD March 23, 2023
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Charles Darwin School

A school in biggin hill with chavs and normal people and road men who think they run the school people would say it is a good school though
by nanwkwkqkqlqla October 20, 2021
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No duh, Darwin

A more family-friendly version of saying, "No shit, Sherlock!" Both expressions are a blunt reply when someone says the obvious.
Soldier: The heavy is a spy!

Scout: No duh, Darwin!
by GallopingSausage August 31, 2019
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Darwine

Female 1: who's that?
Female 2: oh him he's Darwine.
Female 1: I'm gonna suck his dick.
by Hot Boi Lee January 16, 2018
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Darwin Nunez

Darwin Nunez is the most sexy Guy of all time, he looks like a god and i want to just eat him.
Girl: Who is your celebrity crush?
Guy: Darwin Nunez of course!
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Darwin Núñez

The best player to ever play the game of soccer/football. He is the reason behind Liverpool FC's success. He is also the cutest and hottest player to ever play. I love him very, very much.
Oh, Darwin Núñez, where have you gone
Liverpool's winning and I need a Cody Gakpo
So, tell me Salah, when are we gonna win the league
I'm getting Van Dijk, and I need to be with my reds
And if you bring with Henderson, he can score
Talk about Darwin scoring hat tricks, this could be end of Man United
So why don't we go to the FA Cup game
by DaddyTiger69 May 31, 2024
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dating Darwinism

Survival of the fittest. Which man/woman will be left standing to suit your dating needs.
I like them all. But it’s like dating Darwinism. Whoever deals with my shit the longest is the fittest.
by ash_santos January 11, 2020
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