by lauren and sarah... and kristin September 30, 2006

being the person who everyone goes to to talk about their problems but in the end they may just throw u aside
I've been talking to this really hot chick in school, shes been going through a tough time and i may ask her out next weekend.
Dude.... your just and emotional tampon I wouldn't expect anything out of it
Dude.... your just and emotional tampon I wouldn't expect anything out of it
by PWR Mustang August 3, 2010

Any channel like Bravo or Oxygen which has programs aimed towards more feminine audiences. Known for abundance of tampon commercials.
Me and my girlfriend were watching TV together, but since nothing that she wanted to watch was on, I got stuck watching the tampon channel.
by I am a Piranha August 29, 2007

the sweat tampon is created when a person comes back from physically intense exercise and is drenched in sweat they then over power a weaker person (in most cases a younger sibling) and transfer the sweat from their torso+head onto the clothes of the sibling, ergo the sweat tampon
by .:keno:. April 1, 2009

When you have such runny shit that wiping is not enough. There is still some leakage so you wad up some more toilet paper and jam it in to prevent runny shit from coming out while you walk.
by Mike Hock111 January 23, 2009

a person or confidant who is willing and happy to listen to all of the terrible shit going on in your life.
by bluelantern54321 July 15, 2011

The absorbant material left at the bottom a supermarket meat package, placed there to absorb the blood.
by donbo2 September 24, 2009
