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zoom tard 

A tard (retard) that usually zooms around in a helter-skelter fashion. Usually the zooming is done in a wheelchair or some other type of assist-type device.
Audience member 1: Dude, did you see Stephen Hawking take out half of those Science geeks at his recent speech?
Audience member 2: Yeah man, he's such a zoom tard.
zoom tard by Zoomtard September 21, 2006

eight zoom 

used to describe a city that is small, or that nobody knows where it is. word is in reference to using a gps map and it takes eight zooms for the name of their city to pop up.
person 1: yo, winter park representtt
person 2: boy you live in an eight zoom city, whatchu mean ‘represent
eight zoom by koochikiller69 February 28, 2020

wire zoom 

Get wired over Zoom basically.
“What you doing tonight mate?”

“Nothing much, might have a Wire Zoom with the lads.”
wire zoom by Bbilly015 June 27, 2020
Just a controversial Brazilian children's music band that is a bad knockoff of Little Dottie Chicken (also called "Galinha Pintadinha").
Go listen to Nightwish instead of Bob Zoom
Bob Zoom by Ryan900USAYT December 3, 2022
The time of day when you (virtually) have a beer with your peeps.
I'm SO lonely. Can't wait for zoom:30 to kick back and have a cold one with my besties
Zoom:30 by Icebumb March 23, 2020
Taking the place of "call me", "text me", "email me", etc.
I guess you'll need to Zoom me, because this is life now. I hate this life so much.
Zoom me by zwiebelkatze April 16, 2020