A tard (retard) that usually zooms around in a helter-skelter fashion. Usually the zooming is done in a wheelchair or some other type of assist-type device.
Audience member 1: Dude, did you see Stephen Hawking take out half of those Science geeks at his recent speech?
Audience member 2: Yeah man, he's such a zoomtard.
used to describe a city that is small, or that nobody knows where it is. word is in reference to using a gps map and it takes eight zooms for the name of their city to pop up.
person 1: yo, winter park representtt
person 2: boy you live in an eight zoom city, whatchu mean ‘represent’