zeke cole

a ranga that has no chance of surviving past the age of 21 (both in memory of famous rapper juice wrld, and because he struggles to breath unless it’s the flavoured air stick) also defined with its looks with, a red headed mullet, a short and skinny almost dobby from harry potter like build, and a zesty ass hoodie.

“yo that fella over there is quiet the zeke cole (ezekiel joseph cole)”

by adendanielsx October 30, 2023

Zeke

An inappropriate asshole and only cares about video games. Will be nice every once in 10-20 business days and then be inappropriate again. Never make friends with someone's named Zeke/Ezequiel

Did you know that Zeke just told Rosalina that he wants to bang her?

by Thatonedooryoupullinsteadofpus August 28, 2021

Zeke

A trans man usually over 30 with a massive penis shaped like a kfc drumstick but with tiny balls, and has a receding hairline. Loves to spread the secret sauce.

Omg did you see zeke today? He’s finger lickin good!

by Patrols are shit November 26, 2023

zeke

a lowk hick that is a bad driver. he is a class officer because he has no other friends. and thinks he is an alpha sigma.

hey what’s your name?
zeke
… 🏃 ♀️💨

by durfffff April 5, 2024