Zach

A cocky boy who has no reason to be cocky, who believes every girl wants him when in reality no one wants him.

"Wow does that boy actually think he has a chance with me?"
"he must be a total zach to actually think that"

Zach by moerad December 29, 2009

zach

Lying, cheating, sleazy total man whore with a tiny dick who plays every woman he comes into contact with. Watch out for zach. He will fool you into him being a total gentleman, but in reality zach is a mean, abusive asshole whole likes to beat his women. A zach is a total scumbag and user.

my ex boyfriend is such a zach

zach by Dayna Spohia February 15, 2015

Zach

An egotistical faggot high school junior who lies to girls, fails at preforming sexual acts, and refuses to date freshmen. Comes off as a big flirt, and only wants in girls' pants. He puffs his chest out when he walks to masturbate his ego even more, and wears the same hideous shorts every day. Often play unmanly sports like lacrosse instead of a more physical contact sport.

Although his taste for music is fantastic, do not let this or his looks lure you in. His personality portrays a whole different person once you get to know the real Zach.

Hi I'm Zach and I'm definitely better than anyone else is this building!

Hey I'm Zach. When I wear a sports jersey or any of my assorted Hollister shirts, I puff out my chest!

Zach by stoptheloveitkillsme April 14, 2010

Zach

A piece of shit friend who will abandon you in a second, stares at girls like a dick, and hurts everyone around them.

Man Zach is looking at her ass again, what a Zach move

Stop looking at her, your pulling a Zach!

Zach by WaffleMaster408 November 9, 2019

Zach

A Small white boy with rosey cheeks and a bubbly laugh. Picture a chipmunk, but take away the fur, and you have a Zach. Good served in butter with a side of home fries. Worth a good five dollars on the black market, except when served in nugget form.

Go into your back yard and shave a chipmunk and you will know what Zach looks like. No other example needed. chipmunk delicious cute

Zach by TheVoice611 March 17, 2013

zach

a flirty player who loves girls. he doesnt know when to stop flirting. likes to be the one to breakup with his girlfriend. doesnt like having girlfriends cause he likes to flirt. he enjoys pleasuring himself. he is a big shot, and sometimes selphish. he loves getting action from girls and not love. he doesnt know what love means yet he uses the word. zach is not a good friend, he is a leader and will leave his friends behind for girls. he is never hesitant to show his dick, especially to girls, because it is rather large. zach can be nice but he has mood swings quite often.

Oh man, I got a Zach! Lets go fuck girls!

The Zach boy was fucking a girl?

Doesnt Zach have a girlfriend, why is he flirting?

zach by zoeymastaaa1 August 12, 2011

Zach

Boy who will never develop into a man because he refuses to respect and honour woman around him including Mikayla and Julia. Good looking, tops Brayden any day hands down.
And thomas will be forever prince charming.

Zach Murray

Zach by juandmik December 15, 2010