a mystical creature, with the calling of "father figure". legends told this creature had been on the mission to get the true unexpiring cum-like liquid with a sweet taste, the milk.
by Cloudy_yduolC March 18, 2022
by big_daddy_waddy March 07, 2022
you as a person need to understand that your father is never going to come back and you need to accept that beacuse you cant just whine like a 5 year old. I say MAN UP YA FU--ING TWAT CUZ HES NOT COMMING BACK.
kid: hey wheres your dad?
you: idk
kid: how dont you know?
you: every time i ask my mom she says he is going to get the milk
kid: im so sorry
you: thank you
you: idk
kid: how dont you know?
you: every time i ask my mom she says he is going to get the milk
kid: im so sorry
you: thank you
by IMD123BRUH January 05, 2023
by luhvbai<3 November 03, 2022
Inexistent, gone, invisible, vacant, departed, MERELY THEORETICAL. Your father left before you were even conceived, he has no official record, legal, criminal, etc. No one has seen him at any point in time, those who have were erased off the face of the universe as soon as they laid eyes on this ghostly, hypothetical figure. If you know these people who have seen him you will forget about their existence. He isn't coming back.
Person 1: Hey is that your dad?
You: What? Where?
Person 1: (no response because they have evaporated)
You: Wait I don't have a dad or any friends.
You: What? Where?
Person 1: (no response because they have evaporated)
You: Wait I don't have a dad or any friends.
by CumSockJoinedTheChat September 08, 2022