Yoinking my Schploink

The wacky way to describe jerking your meat.

Fred: Why didn't you come with us to the party?
Bob: I was too busy yoinking my schploink.

by Skipdawg3000 July 8, 2023

Yoink

When you steel something then yeet it

Yoink

by Yooooo it’s ya boi yeeeeeeeeee November 2, 2019

Yoink

To hit something, usually used with "doink"

"OW He yoinked on my doink!"

by Yoinkonmydoink November 5, 2017

double eagle yoink

it is when the school thot sucks your dick while screaming like an eagle

yo kasandra gave me that double eagle yoink

dang well jesse gave me one

by bruuuuuuh739782797247903709147 December 11, 2019

yoink

the noise a drunk pig makes

''yoink'' the drunk pig said.

by WhatIsAnEleanor May 1, 2018

YOINK

taking or stealing form friends wholesomely

i yoInked chimken nuggies from my friends TIFFIN

by NIAWW March 22, 2021

Yoinking It

The act of an AFAB (assigned female at birth) person gently tugging on the hood of the clitoris, but not the head, for sexual gratification.

"He yoinked it with his toes after a lot of practice."

"I started yoinking it and won't go back."

by bellestelles September 1, 2025