Jaggin Your dick

To jerk on or pull on the male reproductive organ.

1)STOP JAGGIN YOUR DICK!
2)I caught ya MUDDA JAGGIN RUDY'S DICK.

by Mickey Jagger January 13, 2009

destroy your dick december

A period of time just after No Nut November where you increase the amount of time you masturbate according to the day of the month

BRO1: Hey bro guess what
BRO2: WHAT MY G
BRO1 : I BEET ME MEAT 7 TIMES LAST NIGHT FOR DESTROY YOUR DICK DECEMBER

by Nyxsar MorningStar April 20, 2018

Get your dick Straight

Sort of like "Get your shit together." Means you need to fix something or get better at doing something. Only complete thugs/ballers can use this without sounding gay.

Guy A: "damn dude, I can't figure out how to get our internet to work."
Guy B: "Well you need to get your dick straight."

Guy X: "Damn I just messed up three serves in a row"
Guy Y: "Get your dick straight, bro."

by CodyfromPcola February 3, 2010

Washing your dick in the sink

Doing an activity that is pointless, A Waste of time, Doing something that achieves nothing.

"I think she likes me."

"Dude, she's a prick tease you're just washing your dick in the sink."

by Marty Mac23 November 2, 2013

Running with your dick out

When a racer takes charge and leads the race from start to finish. This applies to running sports such as cross country or track and field.

That was a nice race! You were really running with your dick out!

by Running4fun February 13, 2021

running with your dick out

When a runner leads the race from start to finish.

Great race! You were really running with your dick out!

by Running4fun February 15, 2021

National Beat your Dick Day

Get the fuck out of here you lonely motherfucker and find yourself a girlfriend.

Did you hear it is national beat your dick day.

Wow you must be lonely.

by PeePeeMaster I steal your dick December 9, 2021