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xiao ming bao

xiao ming bao is the answer to everything when you can’t convince but don’t know how to confuse. People just accept it, even though no one knows what xiao ming bao really is.
Question: what is 2+2
Rhesa: xiao ming bao
by galigma June 22, 2023
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Xiao

xiao, the most cute motherfucker to ever exist yet also the saddest. you take one look at his backstory, and start sobbing so bad.
" yo, have you heard of xiao? "

" bitch stfu i cry abt him every night"

" same though "

"4lifers ig "
by xiao my beloved September 4, 2021
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mike xiao

Mike Xiao means a big dick in your mouth ''I had a mike xiao last night
by IHaveADickInUrMom October 10, 2016
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xiao

the hottest emo boy on the block
hes shorter than you but its ok cuz hes so cute and emo and he will save you if ur in a bad situation. he growls a lot and its actually so hot. he likes almond tofu which is the cutest thing ever and he sacrificed himself to save you and some other characters in the chasm quest which actually made me cry omfg.

may all xiao wanters be xiao havers but also not cuz i want him all to myself—
lesser human: “my genshin team is diluc, ganyu, zhongli and bennett”
me and you: “NO XIAO???!!? 🥺🥺”
by xiaos-gf July 28, 2022
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Xiao

a hot mf from genshin impact, if u see him u will go nuts on him. also give him almond tofu.
“hey! xiao just came home!!”

“wow!! good for u!!”
by dyinq.q February 19, 2022
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