binge wanking

When one wank just isn't enough. To be considered a binge wanker one must bash the bishop multiple times in a short space of time. A true binge wankathon would last through the night until sunrise, not many have enough juice in the tank for this one.

Gary "Have you seen the state of Goffy today?"
Andy "Yeah he must have been binge wanking all night"
Gary "The fucking binge wanking mong"

by Mers1 October 13, 2008

Trench Wanking

'Trench Wanking' is the activity of masturbating the phallus with gritted teeth whilst crouching and pointing aggressively at the subject of the aforementioned sexual practice.

"Hey Toby, look at that girl, she's pretty hot!" *crouches and begins Trench Wanking*

"Oh yeah, I'd Trench Wank over her. In fact, I will right now" *crouches and begins Trench Wanking*

by John Ever So Rightly August 27, 2012

Bi-Winning

A term coined by famous actor Charlie Sheen. The opposite of bi-polar. Someone who believes that "can't is the cancer of happen" would be described as bi-winning. A bi-winning person is someone with the blood of a tiger and who "bangs seven-gram rocks and finishes 'em, 'cause that's how they roll"

Interviewer: Some are saying that you're bipolar.
Sheen: Wow, what does that mean?
Interviewer: I guess that, you know, you're on two ends of the spectrum.
Sheen: Wow. And then what? What's the cure? Medicine? Make me like them? Not gonna happen. I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there.

by drcockrock March 15, 2011

winding your ass and scratching your watch

Southern slang which describes a condition where one is confused, aloof, or just plain stupid. This condition is the anthisis of winding a watch and scratching your ass; which are normal process for any redneck over the age of 50 who is not drunk, stoned, or both.

Damn son, don't just stand there "winding your ass and scratching your watch", flip the hamburgers!

by clintoncousin December 11, 2007

albacore wanking

When you have a wank over Jessica Alba. Albacore porn is considered the hottest type of porn

Dude, yesterday I had some hardcore albacore wanking.

by Ovat February 23, 2008

Winning the Game

The mental equivalent of dividing by zero (0).

"I'm winning the game and I'm still alive."

by photographynmuffins September 15, 2009

Wanking Chariot

Bed. May or may not specifically suggest the use of said bed for onanism.

I'm off to do a couple of laps in the wanking chariot.

by Endie July 18, 2006