window warrior

a person who is so much of a bitch that they have to talk shit to people out of a car then drive off like they are hot shit only in reality they are little pussies

(a guy yells at some skateboarders)

boarder #1: dude that guy was a dick

boarder #2: yeah i know, i hate window warriors

by chunkyturk April 13, 2009

window shopping

1. Looking at products you do not intend to buy
2. A person who is involved with a signifigant other causually admiring another person's body.

1. "It's too expensive here, but I love window shopping."
2. "Jason wasn't intersted in that girl passing by, he has a girlfriend. Sometimes he just likes to window shopping"

by SwtMsT May 17, 2006

Window Licking Retard

A person that has the common sense of a garden slug, compared to the poor child on the short bus that has no control over the fact he/she licks the windows.

Jack is a total window licking retard. He got caught screwing some bitch, by his wife, in their bed!

by Jon (943) August 1, 2008

Window Browser

Someone who goes to the mall or walks by several shops on a street only looking at what they can see in the window or through the window, using this alone to determine which places to go in.

Girl 1: Went to the mall yesterday.
Girl 2: Did you see anything?
Girl 1: Well I was really just a window browser but I didn't really go in anywhere.
Girl 2: Oh nothing good huh?

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 30, 2010

window it

when something is casually thrown out of a window, usually an item of value such as a rolex, or blackberry. Or maybe even a container full of bouncy balls. Pretty much anything you can find, shoes, maps, even plastic dolls. It doesn't matter, everything's better once you fucking window it.
Often used when describing a mental out of control party thrown by an amazing girl.

"Just fucking window it mate!"

"DID YOU JUST WINDOW MY BROTHERS ROLEX?!?!"

Person 1: "Anyone seen my shoe?"
Person 2: "I think someone windowed it"

by Beee123 December 9, 2010

Window Romance

When two people have a romantic talk at a window.

john climbed a tree just to get up to kira's room so they could Window Romance.

by hat with kid August 23, 2011

window man

When you are having sex with someone in any position that has you behind your partner, ( doggystyle, anal, etc... ) Before you engage in intercourse, Face your partner to a window then start having sex in one of the previously mentioned positions. Then, tell her you need to use the bathroom really quick and not to move from her position so she will be ready when you get back, but instead have your friend come in and start having sex with her in previously said position. Then walk yourself outside in front of the window and start waving.

''Hey dude you wanna pull the window man on this chick i just met tonight at the club?''

''Hell yeah bro''

by emilbus January 5, 2009