The crazy-ass mofo from inside the windmill in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. He is almost always seen carrying/playing his music box with a squinty grin or pissed-off look on his face. In OoT, in order to get into the well in Kakariko Village, you had to complete a time paradox involving Bob. In the future, you go to the windmill where an infuriated Bob waits. He complains of a child in green (Link) who, seven years earlier, played a song and messed up the windmill. Upon seeing your Ocarina, he remembers that day and plays the song, thus teaching Link the Song of Storms. You must then travel to the past and play the song for him, becoming the child that taught him the song and messed up the windmill.
"Yo man, don't mess with Bob the Crazy Windmill Guy. He'll cut you!"
by Gammasite December 27, 2007
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Wacky Windmill

An ironic term for a swastica, typically an incorrectly drawn one.
"There was wacky windmills all over the bathroom stall."
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windmill chaser

A girl that dumps a guy for someone taller. Usually chases guys who are tall and simple, like a windmill. A female version of Don Quixote.
Jane is a windmill chaser -- dumped Joe who was 6' 0" with a solid job for Mike who is 6' 3", broke, and lives in his mom's basement after just one drink.
by coderloader7 January 27, 2023
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Dutch Windmill

The act of whilst being inside a man (either via penile insertion or pegging) the man in front proceeds to spin his dick like a windmill
OMG guys did you hear? Camilla totally gave Glenn a Dutch windmill
by Cambo_Clown December 10, 2021
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Walla Walla windmill

when you have steamy sex with a woman with facial hair, where you lay down on the bed and the woman is sitting on your dick. You then spin her in a circle while your junk is inside her, causing extreme sexual pleasure. (added pleasure if her hands are extended)
Man Walla Walla windmills sure do produce lots of energy!
by Dick Fergusen November 5, 2010
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devils windmill

A medieval windmill filled with corpse
It smells like a devils windmill

It has the structural integrity of a devils windmill
by Bitchwiththebluehair November 24, 2023
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