Bob the Crazy Windmill Guy

The crazy-ass mofo from inside the windmill in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. He is almost always seen carrying/playing his music box with a squinty grin or pissed-off look on his face. In OoT, in order to get into the well in Kakariko Village, you had to complete a time paradox involving Bob. In the future, you go to the windmill where an infuriated Bob waits. He complains of a child in green (Link) who, seven years earlier, played a song and messed up the windmill. Upon seeing your Ocarina, he remembers that day and plays the song, thus teaching Link the Song of Storms. You must then travel to the past and play the song for him, becoming the child that taught him the song and messed up the windmill.

"Yo man, don't mess with Bob the Crazy Windmill Guy. He'll cut you!"

by Gammasite November 27, 2007

WindMill

The sexual act of winding up your cock and then releasing it as you cum.

Guy 1: Bro i did the Windmill last night if was like a kinked hose getting unkinked!
Guy 2: Oh yeah thats cool i think.

by Goosd August 19, 2022

Windmill

Automatic jerking machine

I use a windmill to feel good

by Bustinginlittlekids July 13, 2023

Windmill

(V.) To have sex

“My boyfriend and I windmilled 4 times”
“Let’s windmill”

by Lazer5 July 31, 2019

Windmill

when attempting the anal position, you take their legs and make them do a split, then spin her around like a windmill.

that pussy was so good i had to windmill her

by Mikeys69 November 26, 2019

Windmill

When a man rubs his penis on the woman's ass before inserting it. (Usually while doing anal) If not doing anal, then the woman lays down and the man rubs his penis in a circle around her vagina before inserting.

Bob: So how was your night with Sara?
Bill: I windmilled her from both sides!

by Baby kisses 109456 January 30, 2016

WindMill

The windmill is a joint that consists of 5 individual joints combined into one awesome joint. It is a similar roll to the cross joint, however, where the two smaller joints enter at opposite sides, 2 more joints do the same at a 90 degree angle.
Once all 5 end's are light, one is to spin the joint slowly so that the ends rotate, and look like a windmill.

Peterson: Hey man, what you smoking??
Jefferson: A windmill man...
Peterson: Sick one, gives a drag!
Jefferson: Here...
Peterson: It's F***ing awesome!!

by MashMaster December 15, 2010