Witty

A word that means someone is funny, without spending several hours rehearsing and writing jokes. It’s a fine art for all who can bare the title.

Also somewhat commonly a word used in internet usernames, as to say “haha look im witty”

Person A: “Aren’t they so witty?”
Person B: “Yeah, I love hearing their jokes.”

by funkytowndweller May 20, 2022

wdity

What did I tell you? If someone says the opposite of you did, and gets it wrong.

Person 1: 2 plus 2 is four.
Person 2: 2 plus 2 is five.
Person 1: Hey siri, what is 2+2?
Siri: 4
Person 1: WDITY?!

by Wumperzz November 27, 2022

Witty Boy

A person who is intelligent, stylish, exudes high quality, and graceful in performance.

Witty Boys are known to be Classy and sophisticated
N.B. "Boy" in this context is Generic

Her date was the perfect witty boy-sharp-minded, stylish, and full of charm.

by Stylish being August 31, 2024

witty

it is pronounced in an Indian accent as "vitty".

used when you want to sexually arouse someone by calling them smart.

sarah: "oh jerimiah your so vitty"

vitty "jerimiah: thank you, you are vitty too"

sarah: "would you like to fuck"

jerimiah: "yes my vitty gyal"

bystander: "witty is definitely is an amazing compliment when you want to sexually arouse someone by calling them smart."

by vittygirl999 March 3, 2024

wiitar

a wiitar is a controller for guitar hero on the wii

person 1: have you seen my wiitar, i cant find it

person 2: check your room

by kfsde December 22, 2024

Wisty

A casual longing for social interaction; a warm desire to be with others.

I've been working so much lately I'm feeling wisty, want to hang out tonight?
Friends don't let friends stay wisty.
Feeling wisty is what happens before you become lonely.
Thirsty? Drink. Hungry? Eat. Wisty? Connect with other people.

by Lexicography Project February 3, 2025

Rude witty

The "Rude witty" is when, in order to end a conversation or argument, one pulls their pants down, turns around, and bends over to reveal their buttcheeks, after which they start to drum the William Tell overture on both cheeks.

There is also the extreme edition, which is where one farts the brass sections of the song, and manages to finish the entire piece before the other person walks off.

Right when my boss was about to fire me, I broke out the full extreme edition of the rude witty, and left the office with dignity.

by Cap'n Derp July 5, 2011