Wicked Wiener

a insult for someone that is acting dumb.

Why did you jump off a 500ft cliff, your such a wicked wiener.

by kassideeIsbetter October 15, 2022

Beaver wiener

A hermaphrodite's sexual organ, combining the appearance of a vagina with the presence of a rudimentary penis.

The purported evidence of Lady Gaga's "beaver wiener" shocked the audience at one of her live concerts.

by Orbweaver July 07, 2011

Square wiener

Only at 7-11 for Jim Jarroz because he has a square anus

Brent-Jim Can I have a square wiener
jim- no do you have a square butthole buddy

by Rileythompson61 May 10, 2017

Your wiener

Well something invisible to the human eye or any eye in that matter is well your dick

John : wassup

Tyler :wassup micro peen. John has your wiener and it is a small one

by Didlolicker9000 December 01, 2019

Steamy Wiener

When your hitting a girl from the back and you pull out a hot dog and stick it in her butt

I was hitting Emily from the back and I gave her the Steamy Wiener

by ducks2019 August 20, 2016

Crutch Wiener

Those rubbery wiener shaped pads that fit over the top of crutches to make using the crutches more comfortable.

Person 1: Man using crutches sucks

Person 2: Get some crutch wieners and put them over the tops, that will help.

by The Void 87 May 02, 2012

Wiener magnets

Eyes. One who cannot help themselves from looking at a guys crotch.

Jacob's wiener magnets are focused on my dick

by Rotten_666 September 18, 2017