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Rich white girl 

Probably named Caroline, Addy or Charlotte. Goes to Hawaii or Miami every summer, Rides there dad for money, Brags about every little thing they have.... NEWS FLASH NO ONE CARES!!!!!!!
Rich white girl : I just got a new Mercedes Benz
ME: Did i ask

Rich white girl : I'm telling daddy

upper middle class white girl syndrome 

Being so bored you feel the need to shop
Bob: Dude, we have a problem. Dave is suffering from upper middle class white girl syndrome.

Phil: What?

Bob: It's serious, man. I think we have to amputate.

Phil: Amputate what?!?!

Bob: His manlyhood

bristol white girl 

Flared trousers

Nose ring
Puffer jacket
Goes to UoB
Massive hoops
Love DnB
Smokes

Private school
"Oh look another Bristol White Girl, they're all the same."

unique against-the-system white girl syndrome 

A fatal condition some women have where they seemingly lose grip of English grammar conventions and decide to start writing like a complete fucking tool. These people also browse Tumblr regularly.
"Have you ever seen a girl on the internet or anywhere else write in all lowercase with run-on sentences and no punctuation? Did you have the sudden urge to find them and punch them in the face?"

"Yeah, it's called unique against-the-system white girl syndrome."

White girl wasted

To be black out drunk and extremely sloppy. Often including acting embarrassing, singing songs like " dont stop believing" by journey, possibly table dancing.
" OMG Tina was white girl wasted last night, did u see her try to pole dance on the metal detector?"
White girl wasted by BlaineY August 18, 2012

White Girl Bun 

A sloppily, unkept wet bun loosely attached to the top of one's head. Often found on a person of caucasian descent. This person usually has highlights and throws a headband on top of this attrocious mess of hair.
This chick is blocking my view with her big ass white girl bun!