person 1: "wow! he has a huge penis! What's his name?"
person 2: "Weston"
Weston: "hi"
person 1 & person 2: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE NOTICED MEEEEE AHHH"
person 2: "Weston"
Weston: "hi"
person 1 & person 2: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE NOTICED MEEEEE AHHH"
by ArkYT October 17, 2021
An absolute giga-chad, he puts Ernest Khalimov to shame. His ripped 12 pack and bulbous muscles put him above everyone in the conceivable universe. Paired with his voluptuous buttock, he truly is the pure human male specimen. When it comes to the ladies, he has more bitches than Issei from Highschool DxD. He is the epitome of sex. He is sex. He screams "hog rider" when cumming to assert his dominance in the bedroom. His natural dominant personality makes the women's knees buckle and shake like they just saw your completed Lego Death Star. He is also a Redditor and a Discord admin.
Men fear his presence. And rightly so. His 24 inch horse cock radiates pure testosterone. The devil shivers when Jake loses his cool.
Woman: "Oh my god, I just saw Jake in the locker room. My eyes have been blessed so much, no other guy is good enough for me. His voluptuous buttocks and his massive horse cock are enough for me to reject humanity and become Jake's Chika Fujiwara replacement."
Men fear his presence. And rightly so. His 24 inch horse cock radiates pure testosterone. The devil shivers when Jake loses his cool.
Woman: "Oh my god, I just saw Jake in the locker room. My eyes have been blessed so much, no other guy is good enough for me. His voluptuous buttocks and his massive horse cock are enough for me to reject humanity and become Jake's Chika Fujiwara replacement."
Woman: "Oh my god, I just saw Jake Weston in the locker room. My eyes have been blessed so much, no other guy is good enough for me. His voluptuous buttocks and his massive horse cock are enough for me to reject humanity and become Jake Weston's Chika Fujiwara replacement."
Woman's boyfriend: *shameful crying in beta male*
Woman's boyfriend: *shameful crying in beta male*
by YouThoughtL March 23, 2022
A school that’s poorer than anything most people there are country and dip if you do any drugs you’ll fit right in
by Lil bitch 420 69 October 27, 2020
My dad just spent two hours looking for his keys that were in his hand the whole time, then celebrated finding them by taking us for ice cream. You can't get more Graham Weston than that.
Dad walked into the kitchen, opened six different cabinets looking for a bowl that was sitting right in front of him on the counter, then declared he was 'just testing us.' Classic Graham Weston reconnaissance mission.
He promised to follow a recipe 'to the letter' then proceeded to substitute half the ingredients with 'whatever we had lying around,' created a small kitchen fire, and still somehow made the best dinner ever. That's the Graham Weston culinary experience for you.
Dad walked into the kitchen, opened six different cabinets looking for a bowl that was sitting right in front of him on the counter, then declared he was 'just testing us.' Classic Graham Weston reconnaissance mission.
He promised to follow a recipe 'to the letter' then proceeded to substitute half the ingredients with 'whatever we had lying around,' created a small kitchen fire, and still somehow made the best dinner ever. That's the Graham Weston culinary experience for you.
by theanonymousplatypus February 27, 2025
by ;lkj September 08, 2007
Another word for edging
I lost my westoning streak at the preschool.
I westoned for 10 hours to skibidi toilet kai cenat.
I fanum taxed 3 hours off of his westoning streak.
I westoned for 10 hours to skibidi toilet kai cenat.
I fanum taxed 3 hours off of his westoning streak.
by Skibiditoiletwestonstreak December 14, 2023
a seaside town full of 13 year old smokers and drug addicts, a lot of nonces and 26 year old prostitutes on benefits living in the bournville, weston is divided into a few ends (you could call them that) the main ones being: worle ,weston village ,milton ,west wick , st. george’s , locking ,locking parklands , town , bournville,the coronation ,uphill and old mixton .
friend 1: i’m going to weston super mare today
friend 2: ew i hope you come out alive
friend 1 : i will bring my shank out just in case
Friend 2 : ofc you don’t want to get sparked by a bournviller
friend 2: ew i hope you come out alive
friend 1 : i will bring my shank out just in case
Friend 2 : ofc you don’t want to get sparked by a bournviller
by coolboY121 November 04, 2019