Wedding Porn

Magazines, websites, and planning books related to throwing a wedding that are concealed from the unwitting intended groom, lest he freak out.

My boyfriend is coming down for the weekend; I'd better stash the wedding porn under the bed.

by Allison January 3, 2004

catfish wednesday

A virginia tech term which defines wednesday nights where the bottom feeders of the female race come out to party.

"Dude I got my dick puked on last night"
"Rough shit man, thats why I dont go out on catfish Wednesday"

by cmor99 September 19, 2009

It is Wednesday my dudes

OoooooAAAAHHHHHHHHH

it is Wednesday my dudes, ooooOAAAAHHHHHH

by PersonWhoIsNotHuman November 6, 2018

Jewish Wedding Cake

1. A disgustingly large sum of cash and or valuables

2. The only sum of cash that is greater than "megabank"*

*see megabank

I went to Belmont racetrack today and made a Jewish Wedding Cake.

by King Jewman Jr. June 28, 2009

weedend

weekend devoted to smoking as much weed as possible

see:ganjulate

Crip #1-Yo dawg...ganjulation this weedend?
Crip #2-Hell yeah...we gonna get high as hell.

by Teddy Kirk June 16, 2006

Waddel

A man who does not engage in outdoor activity a lot and wanks most of the day. Pretty fat, but in a good way. Funny at times and will make you laugh a lot but will probably put a roofie in your drink.

Yo watch out for Waddel. He is kinda creepy.

by Waddel C. July 23, 2016

wedding jen

When you drink so much you’re as drunk and wild as you were on your wedding night.

Omg you’re wedding Jen right now

by Doritoman44 June 9, 2019