by mrdew December 21, 2017
Get the waving my dick in the wind mug.One day in the mild October of 2004 three fellows descended upon the shopping valhalla of Croydon. Due to a lack of funds the three chaps decided it was necessary think out of the box, to transcend above what mere window shopping had to offer.
The two intellectually inferior of the threesome hatched a rather nefarious scheme. They would force the more dashing and amazing one to wear amusing looking hats. All in all, 5 hats were worn (one of which was quite clearly designed for humans of the female persuasion). The images were saved for posterity on a picture phone.
The immeasurable glamour of the Russian hat would go on to fascinate and arouse in equal measure for literally hours to come.
The two intellectually inferior of the threesome hatched a rather nefarious scheme. They would force the more dashing and amazing one to wear amusing looking hats. All in all, 5 hats were worn (one of which was quite clearly designed for humans of the female persuasion). The images were saved for posterity on a picture phone.
The immeasurable glamour of the Russian hat would go on to fascinate and arouse in equal measure for literally hours to come.
"Ah do you remember the James Morgan wearing stupid looking hats incident?
Not only do I remember, I could never ever forget, the mere thought of it excites me to almost the point of uncontrollable arousal"
Not only do I remember, I could never ever forget, the mere thought of it excites me to almost the point of uncontrollable arousal"
by morgangills December 1, 2004
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by P.I. Staker August 4, 2007
Get the waving my dick in the wind mug.a guy who wears A&F clothes all the time and everyday, and acting like some douchbag, sort of like a guido.
guy 1: you see that guy over there?
guy 2: yeah.
guy 1: he's a fucking Abercombie and Fitch wearing douchebag, he wears Abercombie and Fitch every single day.
guy 2: yea, that guy is a fucking guido.
guy 2: yeah.
guy 1: he's a fucking Abercombie and Fitch wearing douchebag, he wears Abercombie and Fitch every single day.
guy 2: yea, that guy is a fucking guido.
by Ben_Dover69 May 18, 2009
Get the Abercombie and Fitch wearing douchebag mug.Adjective describing ignorance or stupidity of such magnetude, that mental deficiency is the first suspect in its cause. Named after the infamous protective headwear used by special education students.
by 1SPectre4U January 12, 2004
Get the Helmet wearing retarded mug.If someones being a gimp, you can say they are " Wearing " This refers to them wearing a gimp mask, therefore being a gimp.
Boy 1: What the hell, why is that guy trying to steal a car?
Boy 2: Cause he's Wearing
Boy 1: oooooh.
Boy 1: Fuckin, i just battered some bloke.
Boy 2: Fuck sake, your wearing!
Boy 2: Cause he's Wearing
Boy 1: oooooh.
Boy 1: Fuckin, i just battered some bloke.
Boy 2: Fuck sake, your wearing!
by Giuseppe Mask November 16, 2009
Get the Wearing mug.Ahahaha! That was a funny-ass Cory Hart impression, dude. You were truly wearing your sunglasses at night!
That guy totally looks like Cory Hart. He's really wearing his sunglasses at night.
That guy totally looks like Cory Hart. He's really wearing his sunglasses at night.
by Lawrence Heimann October 3, 2006
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