1. The act of secretly masturbating.
2. What you say when you don't want your friends to know your masturbating.
2. What you say when you don't want your friends to know your masturbating.
Jeff: Are you ready for the raid in wow?
Craig: Hold on I'm watching cops.
1 1/2 hours later...
Craig: I'm back...
Jeff: There must have been a cops marathon.
Craig: uh... Yeah.
Craig: Hold on I'm watching cops.
1 1/2 hours later...
Craig: I'm back...
Jeff: There must have been a cops marathon.
Craig: uh... Yeah.
by M-K-sizzle June 16, 2011
Get the Watching Cops mug.When a phantom person with turd issues, keeps filling the bowl every five minutes and clogging the toilets. You have to employ someone on 'Bog watch' to catch the culprit in action.
by Nathan Madpig July 18, 2006
Get the Bog Watch mug.Similar to chain smoking. It is when you are addicted to a television series and watch multiple consecutive episodes, starting the next episode as soon as the previous one finishes.
"I'm so tired, I stayed up til 4 am watching the fifth season of 24."
"Dude you need to lay off the chain watching."
"Dude you need to lay off the chain watching."
by littleninja March 27, 2010
Get the chain watching mug.Muff watching: The act of observing young women entering the university library whilst necking a caramel latte from afar.
by The turkey gun gun December 07, 2010
Get the Muff watching mug.The act of scrolling through an endless sea of fat chicks on an online dating site such as Match.com or OKCupid.
Well noted long term effects of whale watching include: depression, denial, hysteria, lowering your standards, insanity, and finally acceptance with terminal loss of vision.
The cure? Fuck a hot chick.
Well noted long term effects of whale watching include: depression, denial, hysteria, lowering your standards, insanity, and finally acceptance with terminal loss of vision.
The cure? Fuck a hot chick.
Jonny jon spent hours last night whale watching only to wake up blind the next morning.
Dude1: Your gf is fat yo
Dude2: She aint fat, she's just a bit big boned
Dude1: *Takes off glasses* here wear these
Dude2: OMFG!!
Dude1: Common symptom of whale watching too much.. time to up your standards yo
Dude1: Your gf is fat yo
Dude2: She aint fat, she's just a bit big boned
Dude1: *Takes off glasses* here wear these
Dude2: OMFG!!
Dude1: Common symptom of whale watching too much.. time to up your standards yo
by okcdude February 18, 2011
Get the whale watching mug.A practical joke; you wrap your penis around your left wrist, then attempt to get someone to look at your "watch".
by just some random guy August 05, 2005
Get the snakeskin watch mug.A very popular penis trick, most commonly used in shower situations with an audience. It's done by taking the penis and bringing it up over the wrist, then holding it against the pelvis: resembling a wrist watch.
Jimmy: Hey Joey, would you happen to know what time it is?
Joey: Yes, just let me check my wrist watch.... it's 5:45.
Jimmy: Thank you.
Joey: Yes, just let me check my wrist watch.... it's 5:45.
Jimmy: Thank you.
by Joe-Dogg 52 December 29, 2005
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