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The Best game ever made even if you are a jag-master like Adam
by TristanTheHD December 10, 2013
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Modern Warfare 2

The epitome of bullshit that far exceeds that of any other video game in the history of man. Completely filled with game breaking mechanics often resulting in numerous frustrating deaths and a spawn system designed to fuck over players of a higher caliber MW2 is by far the worst in the call of duty series.
Guy 1: Hey last night I was playing MW2 and the whole enemy team was using one man army danger close noob tubes and randomly shot them all across the map and the when I finally did get with in range of one of them, they had painkiller and commando-ed me from 10 feet away! It was such a blast!

Guy 2: Seriously, you had fun in all that?

Guy 1: Hell no! I destroyed the game shortly afterwards to preserve my sanity

Modern Warfare 2=noob friendly
by runnerboy404 October 19, 2010
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Modern Warfare 2

The reason that so many guys have begun to love their Xbox 360/PS3 more than their girlfriends. The leading cause of breakups in the UK, France, the United States, Canada, and Puerto Rico.
Girl (ex: Betty) "Why don't you ever text me any more?"

Guy (ex: Nathaniel) "I found a new love. Her name is Modern Warfare 2. Her parents are Infinity Ward and Activision. Tejbz said this would happen."
by Nizzle Chrizzle Pizzle April 30, 2010
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Vaginal Warfare

When the wives of world leaders withdraw from sexual activities to force them to have bi-lateral meetings to stop a war.
Obama: Michelle decided to use vaginal warfare tactics and told me she would stop giving me her special black muffin if I didn't talk to the Taliban directly.
by Born_AGAiN July 23, 2011
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Hypo-logical Warfare

A conversation between one person talking in hypothetical and another talking in logic and poking holes in the hypothetical points.

Usually starts when someone speaks in hypothetical about an idea or a plan. And follows with someone poking a hole in the hypothetical argument.

The areguements can continue for a long time. One person finding new problems and one person solving them through hypothetical solutions. Making it almost a war between logic and hypothetical.
Thomas: Jeez its like Hypo-logical Warfare in there. Deans talking about would a lightsaber cut through Jesus.
Luke: And what was the the argument?
Thomas: Oisin said that the technology today wouldn't be able to sustain the power or intense heat a lightsaber emits.
Luke:Why is he bringing logic to a perfectly fine hypothetical thought?
Thomas: He obviously doesn't realize what hypothetical means.
by Dean CleaverStupid January 28, 2010
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Idiosyncratic Warfare

An advanced form of hybrid warfare characterized as peculiar, unorthodox and/or unanticipated, and that targets the political will of an adversary.
Idiosyncratic warfare will define conflict in the 21st century; examples include the 9/11 and Mumbai attacks.
by Pierre Longcock November 12, 2010
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Insect Warfare

An amazing grindcore band from Houston,Texas. Is up there with Napalm Death
insect warfare are fucking intense
by metalupyourass666 October 26, 2014
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