Wankered

Drunk/Shit-faced/Arse-holed

I drank two pints of vodka last night, I was absolutely wankered.

by Mike Farnworth May 5, 2003

Wanderlust

German word, made from "wandern", which means walking, as in to take a walk, and "Lust", desire. Means a strong desire to travel. Also associated with discovering new places.

I feel Wanderlust

by queen ma August 6, 2015

wankerage

An object or situation which leaves a person feeling frustrated and annoyed

"What a load of wankerage !"

by SabaKB October 30, 2008

wandering prairie dog

when someone sneaks up behind you and lays their penis on your shoulder, then when you turn to see what it is, they wiggle their penis in your ear.

"I broke up with him after he pulled a wandering prairie dog."

by bearnp2010 December 22, 2009

Wafer Bite

That one bite of food that you just can't eat because you are too full.

Or, that last bite of food that makes you feel like you are going to be sick.

Reference to Monty Python's Meaning of Life. More specifically the first sketch of "Part VI: The Autumn Years".

Oh, that was my wafer bite. I think I am going to be sick.

by Jaime Rama May 6, 2011

wankerlust

The innate desire to masturbate around the world.

"My wankerlust has been stifled by my financial ailments my entire life."

"Racking up those frequent flyer miles to expedite my wankerlust even further."

by bman0255 October 14, 2013

wandernaut

a know-it-all, frequent traveler. they will one up any travel story you've got because they've already been there, done that. they somehow always are in the first boarding group at the airport. they get upgrades at their hotels. you hate them. but secretly wish you were them.

"No shit, you've already been to Dominica?" Because you're a wandernaut, I thought in my head. Of course you've been there before me.

by surbeelee April 16, 2014