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A wizard wand is when you take your girls dildo and bust a nut all over it. You then have your girl piss on it to give it some Mello warmth. Then quickly so it doesn’t cool off stick the wand in your girls pussy. ( for special effect stick your dick in her anus to give her the two sticker). They say wizard wands are magical.
Maria and I were role playing last night and I was a warlock so I gave her a wizard wand.
I use used a wizard wand to give Mary a two sticker.
I use used a wizard wand to give Mary a two sticker.
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When you poop in a condom, then tie it off and freeze it turning it into a delightful frozen turd dildo.
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When you introduce your girlfriend to the Hitachi Magic Wand and all she does is masterbate all day long
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by MiggasOnMyJcoklolol December 26, 2009
When you, as part of answering a question or having a discussion, describe the most optimal but sometimes unlikely scenario. Typically an answer to the question “if you had a magic wand, how would you make this better”
I see tha situation you present is a challenge and it’s hard to figure out how to solve it. How about you start by magic wanding it so we know what to strive for and we’ll take it from there?
by jinthearena June 17, 2021