Jedi Master of Photoshop (or other Adobe products). Often a recluse, but under the right circumstances may choose to take some disciples under his/her wing to teach them the ways of the Shop.
Wow, that guy is really awesome, he's like a real life Adobe Wan Kenobi.
This absolute beast of a human being is a jedi knight who is far superior to his apprentice Annakin "no legs" Skywalker. He also owns the high ground. He could be stood in canyon and he would have the high ground.
Obi wan kenobi- I have the high ground
Annakin Skywalker- You underestimate my power
Obi wan kenobi- *activate instant kill*
Annakin Skywalker- ooooofffffff
He is a god and he can get any girl with ease. He 'Massachusets Slurpees' any girl he sees, including your mom and sister. He loves Apples of Edens and is the only thing he eats. Eden Wan is a guy who loves soccer and loves looking at girls right beside them.
"Damn son, he is such an Eden Wan"
"Yeah, I wish I could be an Eden Wan"
"When do you think you'll become an Eden Wan?"
"No one can be as good as him, girls or anything!"
He is a fantastic director/writer/producer. Best known for the Saw franchise. He directed such movies as "insidious" "death sentence" "saw" "dead silence". He is very underrated because most people are idiots. Hes a short Asian man with an Australian accent and he is most likely gay with Leigh Whannell.
An answer that on the surface seems true, but upon deeper inspection covers a fuller truth. The concept is credited to Obi-Wan of Star Wars fame, where he told Luke that his father was dead, only to later qualify that statement that his father, Darth Vader, was alive but not the man he used to be.
The father was not prepared to have 'the talk,' so he gave an Obi-Wan truth, telling the children that babies were created when two peoplelove each other very much.