Ham walleting

The act of shoving somthing up your vagina to smuggle, steal, and or store it descreetly.

Keestering is sooo last year, I was "ham walleting" a watch from the store and never got caught

by Dadandsonjokz June 7, 2016

scottish wallet

A wallet that magically disappears when the bill is due.
Colloquial Phrase - Americana Vernacular

Waiter: Here's your check.
Patron 1: 26.50, guess that'll be 13.25 a pi...
Patron 2: ...Sorry number one, I forgot my wallet @ home.
Patron 1: You have such a Scottish wallet...

by Big Bil O January 29, 2017

Jewish Wallet

When you put coins in the foreskin of a uncircumcised penis

“Hey Larry can I borrow a Quarter?”
“Yeah let me get it out of my Jewish Wallet”

by Sypek January 22, 2020

Wallet Assault

When you throw your wallet at someone

Person 1: *Throws wallet*
Person 2: FUCKING WALLET ASSAULT!!

by MISTER S.P.E.C.I.A.L. January 28, 2020

Poo wallet

Poo wallet is a game that involves 1 old wallet, some poo and a road.

Place the poo inside wallet, Leave out on road, hide in a spot where you can watch unsuspecting victims pick up wallet.

Works better if you have a fiver sticking out of wallet to give the feeling that its their lucky day.

Kid- I am bored.
Kid2- Lets play "Poo wallet"

by OsamaBinFappin December 20, 2012

Harlem Wallet

The storage place used by suspects and perpetrators who hide things between their buttocks hoping to avoid discovery during a police search.

Used by New York City Police Department officers

Sarge, we found that lady's cell phone in his Harlem wallet, I doubt she's going to want it back.

by Wrangler of Skanks March 24, 2011

bitch wallet

a man who has a girlfriend

Guy 1: "I always buy food for my girlfriend."
Guy 2: "Yea, you're a total bitch wallet."

by badmanminton January 31, 2023