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poot woot

A *poot woot* is a celebration that someone participates in after a satisfying flatulant.

Usually *poot woot* is written in chat rooms to express extreme satisfaction (mostly associated with a flatulant, but not always).

A *poot woot* is extra-ordinarily nasty, noisy, and long.

It is sometimes accompanied by a long line of periods,
".............................." to express the length of time the *poot woot* lasts.
Squirrel__"I just spent my afternoon in psychotherapy group session."

Sunshine__"What did you all talk about?"

Squirrel__"My Ovaries."

Lion__"*poot woot.....................*"

Squirrel__"?"
by James Kelly Williamson March 6, 2008
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Woot-Loops

A food commonly eaten by leet-speakers and pwnxxorz for breakfast. Often goes along with milk and LMAOnaise.
Mom: What do you want for breakfast honey?
Son: I want 10 pounds of woot-loops please so I can pwn the other team today.
by DarkestEvil October 30, 2007
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woot toot

a delightful expression of delight and excitement, followed by the swift arm movements up and down,using both arms, like a train driver pulling on two of his horns.
Mary-Betty: Hey Sue, theres a rawrsum party on tonight, your lover is going to be there.
Sue: "Woot Toot!" *moves arms up and down above head*
Mary-Betty: cya there weirdo!
by Anna loves modest mouse April 5, 2006
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Morning Woot

Extreme excitement when someone wakes up in the morning.
John screamed as he was woken up by morning woot.
by e.p.ftw August 11, 2011
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Woot Beans

Cousin variant of "Cool Beans." It is a phrase used to describe abrupt excitement. Also used in conjunction with bragging/boasting to friends and or family.
Dude!!!@ I just won $80million in the lottery, <while mildly raising your hands towards the air and tilting your chin up and neck back, exclaiming....> WOOT BEANS!
by Dr. Weinerslave April 25, 2009
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Get Wooted

1. The perfect username for snowball. io

2. When your just better than someone at something
( 2. ) Man 1: I suck at this math quiz.
Man 2: Oh I got %100.
Man 1: How! I got %26!
Man 2: Get wooted, son.
by ClickedEnter January 11, 2020
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woot pecker

Having a sharp cleft chin.
That mans woot pecker has some food on it.
by Zebra_Penguin9er December 29, 2015
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