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Wombie patrol

highly trained wombats who sit on the side of roads with radar guns looking for speeding cars.
Dad i think I just saw the wombie patrol with a radar gun.Will you have to pay the RSPCA.
by Bonza boy June 11, 2006
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hank j wimbleton

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by hank j wimbleton May 18, 2021
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wobblemiester

someone who is so fator chunky they almost pulsate as they walk down to the shops to buy EVERYTHING!!!
holly shit dave, if you eat much more munchies you will become a wobblemiester, you porky twat.
by playfullgorilla October 23, 2006
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wombed

to fully engulf someones head under your shirt while you're wearing it; to lift your shirt over someones head as if they were in your belly
nothing more disgustin than getting wombed by a hairy dude

bridget just got wombed
by fdejnbdb'mw May 26, 2011
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wembley

The small wet stain on your underwear (and, in desperate cases, your trousers) caused by putting your dick back after taking a piss without shaking properly. Named after the English national football stadium (presumably due to the shape of the stadium). Not something that impresses the ladies: be warned, splashes from the sink when washing hands can give the same effect. Um... but you should still wash your hands, of course. Particularly evil on light coloured trousers.
You probably don't want to say "Nice Wembley, mate!". You shouldn't be looking.
by Def Jem May 14, 2005
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death wobble

A mechanical condition that exists in the front end of vechiles with a solid front axle. The result is a violent shaking or wobble that makes the vehicle hard to control. Most often referred to by Jeep enthusiasts and can be seen in use on forums such as JeepForum or NAXJA.
I just lifted my jeep I was driving down the road hit a bump and then the Death Wobble started!!
by 28Miles January 2, 2009
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Womber

A fart/queef combo so vile, it can only have originated from the deepest bowels of a woman's uterus. It combines the smells associated with a regular fart -- one that begins in the colon and slides past some poo to eventually exit the anus -- with whatever gasses are generated inside a woman's menstruating womb. These two mixtures are expelled at the same time and the meet in the world to form a very unhappy union. Wombers smell bad.
Ann Marie, was that you? Next time you're going to drop a womber like that, let me know so I can get my hazmat suit.
by The Gamehole January 7, 2010
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