Whitney

Most precious human being on this flat Earth.

Whitney deserves all the things

by Misswhitney12 March 23, 2024

Whitney

A person who is weirdly obsessed with cows and ur mom jokes. Is very annoying but good to be around. Loves books and always procrastinates every assignment every. Or just doesn’t do it. Seems like a 4 year old but also makes weird sex jokes so can’t be 4. Just an overall crazy person.

Omg you are such a Whitney!
Really!

Yeah I can totally see it!
Me too

by TheStarGirl22 October 6, 2022

The Whitney

Someone who is very good at pretending they are interested in you and the world you live in. But In all actuality, all they care about is what benefits them and who can help them climb the ladder. Your fiancé might be really good friends with a Whitney because they work hand in hand together, which can be a blessing and a curse. The Whitney will and can manipulate anyone she can because she has the image that she can control and do what she likes because she thinks she is above all who control. But at the end of the day. The Whitney can be a decent friend. But watch your back, cause she has a knife hidden in those clothes that don’t fit.

Him: why the hell are you listening to the Whitney? She knows nothing about this!
Her: Because she’s my friend and I respect what she has to say.

Him: Yea, until you get stabbed in the titty!

by Person.forever September 5, 2021

Whitney

A weird, ugly, annoying person. Who likes to stare at people. Also known as Nancy/Natalie. Listens to Juice WRLD and Taylor Swift instrumental. #NerfMiner

“Look, someone’s staring at me! It must be Whitney.”

by Nerf miner #3000 December 13, 2021

Jacob Whitney

Jacob whitney is a guy determined to pull every hot chick in the school. He is blonde, and not afraid to be seen. Aka a golden retriever. He lives life on th edge, literally. Jacob Whitneys are hot mother fuckers with a lot of personality, mess with them, they mess with you.

omg did you hear abt Jacob Whitney? Hes so hot.

by jakey breaky March 13, 2023

Whitney Bobby

When you do a big puff of Crack, and quickly do a line of Cocaine. Before blowing out the smoke.

Aka - waiting to exhale 😮 💨

“Hey you want to do a Whitney Bobby. “

“I got so fucked up last night doing Whitney Bobby’s. “

by C-Hatch902 October 16, 2022

Whitney

Weirdly obsessed with cows and ur mom jokes. Very annoying but fun to be around. Loves books and loves to procrastinate every assignment ever. Or just not do it. Seems like a 4 year old but makes weird sex jokes so isn’t. Overall a very crazy person.

Omg you are such a Whitney!
Really?
Yeah!

by TheStarGirl22 October 6, 2022