Cheese Weaver

A guy who constantly picks at his earwax in public, and then wipes it on things.

Guy 1: Oh my god, that was disgusting!
Guy 2: What?

Guy 1: That guy just wiped a bunch of earwax on his desk!
Guy 2: What a cheese weaver.

by Serjeh Somogath March 06, 2010

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Weaver Beaver

An aggressive driver who cuts in on the freeway by passing on the right at excessive speed, when there is not even enough room for a synapse. (not gender specific)

That blasted weaver beaver ran me into the emergency lane! Can't anyone wait their turn in line anymore?

by The Reptiles and I May 19, 2023

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Sam Weaver

A Sam Weaver (also known as a Sweaver (female)), is a very average guy. His penis is averaged sized, height, hair, emotional stability, fighting skills. is body parts resemble penis' to the naked eye and his mum is always angry. He doesn't leave his house much. Sits down playing Call of Duty 6 and not showering.

Jay: Should we get Sam Weaver to come out?
Dru: Yeah good idea!

Sam Weaver: can't, Mum's Angry.

by JayYung December 09, 2024

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raegan weaver

super sexy, friends with a derek defranco, super cool and softball lover

dude she looks like a raegan weaver

by bigcow99 January 02, 2021

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Blaze weaver bugs bunny sees Lola bunny

You and me are in love

Blaze weaver bugs bunny sees Lola bunny Nothing to do but beat jordan in basketball but no Lebron stuff we gonna make it and we will find our shoes the btrues

by Blazeweaverisbugsbunnylolastar October 24, 2022

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