Wad Podge

When multiple males bust their hot wads of jizz all over the body of a female leaving no inch of her skin uncovered by the hodge podge of man goo.

Rachel did a gang bang last night and we left her with one messy wad podge. She was cover from head to toe.

by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018

Crotch Wad

Remnant semen that leaks from the pussy during the day after having vigorous morning sex.

I was sitting in the break room at lunch and felt a huge crotch wad oozing down my thigh.

by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018

Douche Wad

The act of being a super douche.

Tom, you need to learn your manners and stop being a huge douche wad, so you can get your planner back.

by Reggie Rugburn November 16, 2010

Gangsta Wad

a large wad of cash that denotes a successful member of a criminal enterprise.

Large amounts of cash carried by movie gansters such as Tony Montona would be called a gangsta wad.

by Whigga69 April 8, 2009

J-Wad

A thug like no other motha-fucka
Usually is steady mobbin and fuckin bitches
Comprised of:
1. 10% Luck
2. 20% Skill
3. 15% Concentrated Power of Will
4. 5% Pleasure
5. 50% Pain
6. 100% Not to Fuck w/ his game

Person 1: Man Jared is such a playa, look @ him tellin those bitches wats up
Person 2: Dude his name ain't Jared, its J-Wad motha FUCKAAAAAA

Person 1: What do you think you are, a rapper??
J-Wad: I ain't no rapper, I'm a lyricist bitch

by Beavis1029 February 4, 2010

Wad wiper

What you clean your penis with after tossing off. Usually the curtains in the dining room but not limited to there

My sisters got some loverly velvet wad wipers in her dining room

by Blade boy gardener March 3, 2004

bum wad

Toilet paper. Ass wipe. Bumf. Bumfodder. Mountain money.

Oh sweetheart, we're out of bum wad in here. Would you please fetch me a roll?

by Tuna Wanda May 26, 2005