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taint wad

The rolled up kleenex that a man will stuff between your butt checks to soak up the sweat during the heat of the summer.
It was a hot humid steaming day and John was concerned that his taint wad was slipping from his crack!!
by SugarCube May 23, 2013
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Air wad

When's you masterbate so much that when you ejaculate nothing comes out.
I had the house to myself last weekend and by Sunday evening I was blowin air wads!
by Pseudonympho6969 December 9, 2020
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Gangsta Wad

a large wad of cash that denotes a successful member of a criminal enterprise.
Large amounts of cash carried by movie gansters such as Tony Montona would be called a gangsta wad.
by Whigga69 April 8, 2009
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Douche Wad

The act of being a super douche.
Tom, you need to learn your manners and stop being a huge douche wad, so you can get your planner back.
by Reggie Rugburn November 16, 2010
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J-Wad

A thug like no other motha-fucka
Usually is steady mobbin and fuckin bitches
Comprised of:
1. 10% Luck
2. 20% Skill
3. 15% Concentrated Power of Will
4. 5% Pleasure
5. 50% Pain
6. 100% Not to Fuck w/ his game
Person 1: Man Jared is such a playa, look @ him tellin those bitches wats up
Person 2: Dude his name ain't Jared, its J-Wad motha FUCKAAAAAA

Person 1: What do you think you are, a rapper??
J-Wad: I ain't no rapper, I'm a lyricist bitch
by Beavis1029 February 4, 2010
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Wad wiper

What you clean your penis with after tossing off. Usually the curtains in the dining room but not limited to there
My sisters got some loverly velvet wad wipers in her dining room
by Blade boy gardener March 3, 2004
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bum wad

Oh sweetheart, we're out of bum wad in here. Would you please fetch me a roll?
by Tuna Wanda May 26, 2005
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