Vitamin Water

God's gift to man. The best stuff to to come from a bottle, par none. The most common brand is made by Glaceau. Commonly drunk by high middle class white kids because they can afford it's 1.75$-per-bottle price tag

Person 1: I'm going to the store... anyone want anything?
Fatass: Get me some bacon!
Piece O' Lard: I need some processed sugar!
David Hasselhof: Get me some... VITAMIN WATER!

by P. Case May 21, 2006

Vitaminated

Any beverage or foodstuff fortified with vitamins and minerals. Typically refering to any consumable item, where the recommended daily allowance per package is significantly greater than 100%

I used to drink colored water all the time until glaceau vitaminated it.

Blue mountain dew was great until they added 300% daily value of B12. That shit has been vitaminated!

by snupacku October 18, 2011

Vitalogy

1) A listing of human physiology and health, written in the early 1900's
2) A top album written by Pearl Jam

I'll go and consult my copy of Vitalogy concerning your rectal infestation.

by Patch September 16, 2003

Vital Remains

One of the most badass death metal bands ever. Everyone should see them live.

Hey man, I saw Vital Remains live in Allentown 10 days ago and my ears are still ringing!

by poopmasterflex December 30, 2008

Vitalicus

Vitalicus is the leader, ( Patriarch) of "Satanic Religion", based in Republic of Moldova. religiasatanista.org

Patriarch Vitalicus, religiasatanista, Vitalicus

by Vitalicus August 22, 2019

Vitamin T

Vitamin T simply refers to Tennents lager, in any form. It is a common misconception that vitamin T is only found in Tennents Ice Cold, however it has been scientifically proven that this is simply vitamin T in its purest form. Vitamin T is also found in canned Tennents, ordinary draught Tennents, and even warm Tennents, although in a less active form. Although yet to be proven, it is widely believed among the scientific community that the purest and most active form of vitamin T is in fact found on the floor of the Hive at the GUU at 1.45am on a Friday morning, and it is best absorbed by rolling around in it naked, rather than actually consuming it.

Have you had your RDA of Vitamin T?

by Fat_cat_in_a_pot September 30, 2010

XXX Vitamin Water

The best kind of vitamin water ever made. Acai, blueberry, and pomegranate.

Person 1: Hey dude, I'm gonna go get some XXX vitamin water out of that vending machine.

Person 2: Okay man

*Person 1 starts to cry*

Person 2: What's wrong bro?

Person 1: They don't have any XXX!!!
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by Alyssa_the_Juggalette January 8, 2008