Rusty Venture

when you masterbate way too much and your penis is red and raw

im cock is soooooo rusty venture from last nite!

by snodd eeei November 26, 2010

A Nunley Venture

To start a buisness with the intent to rob their buisness partner by opening credit lines for the buisness using their partners identity without their partners knowledge and stealing and selling the partners personal property on offer up and let go and using those sales transactions on the buisness IRS tax returns in order to get more buisness credit.

That seems like a shady buisness, it's probably a nunley venture.

This entire buisness is a scam, must be a nunley venture.

by Mynicka May 6, 2020

Vinnie The Venture

One of the greatest mini-vans around. You can find pretty much anything in him when he is in his prime. Such as, hot dogs, happy meals, sunglasses, tools, dog treats, cheeseburgers. He really is quite the automobile.

B picked me up in Vinnie the Venture, that shit was off the hook.

by BbBb W June 19, 2008

Rusty Venture

Slang term for the medical condition resulting from excess masturbation. Symptoms include soreness, redness, swelling, and chaffing. Condition is usually associated with male sufferers.

i.e. - "I jerked off for four hours straight, and gave myself a Rusty Venture."

by sasquatch77 November 26, 2010

Theo-Venture with Julian

When everything in Julian’s world changes with one major, hilarious event: seeing Theo Von live. It’s the comedic equivalent of an apocalypse — but instead of destruction, it’s pure comedy overload.

I know you’ve had a long week at work, and you're ready for this internship to be over. Even though I still don’t understand everything you do with those spreadsheets, I’m so incredibly proud of you!

Prepare yourself for the Theo-Venture with Julian — it’s a comedy trip of a lifetime.

by Ihopethisworks July 9, 2025

Rusty Venture

A Rusty Venture is:

1: when you have a gay 69 and stick your hand inside there asshole and pull out the shit and rub it on each other than the first one to cum has to eat all of the shit.

2: when you take your girl out to a resterrant than not let her take a shit all day than you have anale sex untill she shits all over your dick than you take out your dick and bust all over her back than you have to eat all of the shit and cum with out you hands.

3: When you take a shit in your girls mouth and then you stick your dick in there untill she trows up all over your dick than she has to eat the shit and put it in her vagina than cum in her face.

4: to take out as much shit as posibul with one hand full and two servings and eat it

I had to give a Rusty Venture to my friends last nights.

by Rusty Venture69 November 24, 2010