Defecating one's pants so hard it blows out the sides, generally resulting in a harsh rash and cry baby tears.
by morezucchini June 30, 2025
Get the Vermonting mug.To pull out in front of other automobiles, usually in a hurried and hasty manner, in order to drive as slowly as possible. This usually occurs during what native Vermonters call "leaf-peeping" season when tourists (called flat-landers by natives) pull into a thoroughfare as though they were still in New Jersey, only to drive as though a New Jersey patrol car were following them, with lights, and guns drawn.
A more factual investigation, however, shows that Vermonters themselves far more commonly "Vermont" other drivers -- hence, being "Vermonted" while driving your pregnant, and in labor, wife to a hospital. The "Vermonting" car is usually at least ten years old, out of inspection. and can easily be recognized by the half-dozen to dozen cars following it. The "Vermonting" care does not obey speed limits, choosing to drive at least 10 to 15 miles below the said speed limit.
A more factual investigation, however, shows that Vermonters themselves far more commonly "Vermont" other drivers -- hence, being "Vermonted" while driving your pregnant, and in labor, wife to a hospital. The "Vermonting" car is usually at least ten years old, out of inspection. and can easily be recognized by the half-dozen to dozen cars following it. The "Vermonting" care does not obey speed limits, choosing to drive at least 10 to 15 miles below the said speed limit.
Sorry, your grandmother died of old age in the backseat before we could get her home. We were Vermonted.
by upvtway March 4, 2014
Get the Vermonted mug.much like a dutch oven but instead of farting in your own blanket and exposing it to yourself u fart in a friends blanket (sleeping or awake) and put it over his or her head.
Dylan: "Bob are you awake?"
Bob: zzzzzzzzz
Dyan: im goin to vermont oven this SOB..... Lifts bobs blankets and rips a huge fart.
Bob: takes a huge wif while sleeping. "WTF was that"?
Dylan: "haha u just got vermont ovened!!!!"
Bob: zzzzzzzzz
Dyan: im goin to vermont oven this SOB..... Lifts bobs blankets and rips a huge fart.
Bob: takes a huge wif while sleeping. "WTF was that"?
Dylan: "haha u just got vermont ovened!!!!"
by 2 people September 6, 2009
Get the vermont oven mug.Vermont is a code word for offing yourself. If you say ‘oh I’m going to Vermont next Tuesday’ it implies that you will not be alive on Tuesday.
avi: what do you have planned after school?
Farrah: I’m going to vermont, care to join?
Avi: omg not without me
Farrah: I’m going to vermont, care to join?
Avi: omg not without me
by Boioioing January 9, 2024
Get the Vermont mug.When rural Vermonters use maple syrup to fornicate with a farm cow. As a result of the sticky nature of syrup their foreskin inevitably rips off leaving them circumcised.
by BKpaw July 15, 2024
Get the Vermont Briss mug.The State Of Vermont's Parade Is A Haunted House For Coding Artisty <3.25ms to 15 Hours> By Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025
Get the The State Of Vermont's Parade Is A Haunted House For Coding Artisty <3.25ms to 15 Hours> By Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles mug.When you receive and extremely sloppy mudpie (preferably 6-8 hrs. after consuming Taco Bell), while covered in maple syrup. The mudpie delivery must be made from a bridge at least 25 feet in height. The recipient must be in a raft below the bridge.
Bridge Inspector: “what the **** did I just witness?”
Recipient: “I just got The Vermont Cataschulte Bridge Burner and it felt so good.”
Bridge Inspector: “?”
Recipient: “I just got The Vermont Cataschulte Bridge Burner and it felt so good.”
Bridge Inspector: “?”
by J&S Emporium February 4, 2025
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