Urban Dictionary

A dictionary for city peeps that pretty much has the exact correct definition of most names.

Me: Hey dude, Urban dictionary has the EXACT definition of Kristofer AND Hannah but for some reason NOT Anthony.

by What the bleep September 28, 2017

Urban Dictionary

A site where 90% of the definitions have a tag or comment about sex.

Quote from iPad

"Apple's revolutionary new sanitary napkin device for females. The iPad senses when it's that time of the month and automatically sends a message to a pre-programmed phone number, letting your man know that he's not getting sex tonight. Sensors tuned in to your brainwaves can accurately forecast your mood up to 12 hours in advance, automatically queueing up The Notebook in your Netflix video on demand while simultaneously ordering chocolate to be delivered to your front door.

Forget tampons. Try the iPad today!
Andre: ...it was seriously the biggest fish I have ever caught dude - hang on I got a text. Oh fuck.

Tim: What's going on today?

Andre: I just got a message from my wife's iPad. It's forecasting her mood as "Nazi bitch".

Tim: Dude, I would not want to be you.

Andre: Yeah, can I spend the night on your couch?"

Why do most definitions on Urban dictionary involve sex

by Brandon:P July 5, 2012

Urban Dictionary

The place to go to learn how to mizz spell just about everything.

yuo cin larn to spill reall gud at urbin dickshunary!

Doood, kewl! Ima go to urban dictionary nao!

by Urban dickshunist October 17, 2008

Urban Dictionary

4Chan but better. Also how is this not blocked in schools

Oh great coolmathgames is blocked but Urban Dictionary is not

by Killme127 October 17, 2019

urban dictionary

The best dictionary out there today about slang sayings and other funny stuff.

Search _____ in the urban dictionary and you'll find out what that is.

by MauriceDaBeas March 1, 2017

Urban Dictionary

A dictionary where you post funny and cringe stuff

Urban Dictionary is a crowdsourced online English language dictionary for slang slang words and phrases, operating under the motto "Define Your World.” —from Wikipedia

by beluga the suzzi cat November 13, 2022

urban dictionary

a cool place where you can write the stpuidest stuff and it still gets published.

f1: let's look on urban dictionary
f2: yesssss
f3: but randoms write the definitions on there

f2: and??

by tiktokerbish November 4, 2019