Urban Dictionary

A post-fap website frequented by amateur etymologists and linguists who are, ironically, not cognizant of the words "etymology" or "linguist." The website allows anonymous contributors to act on the misguided belief that their defintion of topical jargon or slang will prove that they are as funny as Adam Sandler.
As soon as I peel this Kleenex off my fingers, I'm going to write an entry on Urban Dictionary definining my slang term for vagina.
by Etymangler February 12, 2011
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You are an idiotic person who looked up Urban Dictionary on the fucking Urban Dictionary.
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A terrible website where people add definitions to their own name to please their lonely lives and 7th graders use to prove that they're 'cool'.
"Dude look at my name on Urban Dictionary!" cried the 12 year old
by eat_that_pussy445 March 31, 2017
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Online Dictionary that SHOULD be used to help people find out what something is, but instead, is used by perverts and drug addicts, and, SOMEHOW, all definitions pertain to either something sexually related, or drug related.
Urban Dictionary Definition for Cereal:
Correct Definition: A crunchy, often sugary, breakfast food, often eaten with milk.

"Urban" Definition: DRUGS.

Urban Dictionary Definition for Taco:
Correct Definition: A mexican dish containing lettuce, tomato, cheese, and beef, all wrapped in a tortilla.

"Urban" Definition: VAGINA
by RantingJesus March 18, 2009
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Wanna go on Urban Dictionary?”
by DaUltimateMemelord April 26, 2018
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A website that has been taken over by:

Conservatives who rant their political and untrue propaganda
Elito-Conformist "punks" who bash every type of music that isn't considered "classic"
Stupid teenagers who use this as a place to make fun of their friends
Biggots who make fun of people based on their religions and races and names and genders and sexualities.
1. Israel is a nation, Arabs are subhuman, here on Urban Dictionary.
2. Green Day sucks, ALL of their fans think they are punk, here on Urban Dictionary.
3. (Bob)is an asshole, here on Urban Dictionary
4. I hate black people and gay people, here on Urban Dictionary.

by SLC September 18, 2005
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A fucked up website that asks me to sign in each time I like or dislike a term even though I signed in every time.
Urban Dictionary is not allowing me to like or dislike any term now...
by Why Do U Care What I'm Called December 24, 2020
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