firmware update

Taking another Viagra.

ED is most definitely NOT an issue for me; in fact, da only trouble I have wif my penis's performance is its "jumping to attention" too EASILY and staying hard too LONG, and so I would hardly need any "firmware updates"!

by QuacksO March 13, 2023

Lucas Lynch Update?

Got back in touch with Lucas Lynch .Three years later I find him and now we've moved in together. Still an amazing man and still very handsome.

Lucas Lynch Update? For those who see

by stillshortsky January 26, 2025

Slatus Update

An intentional status update in the wee small hours of the
night, giving the impression that the poster is sleep facebooking or away with the fairies. It's actual intent is for just a handful of people to understand, to encrypt a message or for humor. Corruption of 'status' and 'it's late, as'

"Hahaaha, did you see Seth's been sleepfacebooking at 2.30 again?" "nah bro, he was sending a Slatus Update to his gfriend"

by Misstrixsy August 1, 2012

end update

something we will never get in minecraft

.yeah

end update is never coming out

by endupdateisnevercomingout August 23, 2025

Dusttrust (Updated)

no i despise the old "definition"
what a bizzare creation
are you kidding me
being upset about your past isn't really something you should be doing
but come

forgive me
- TheGreatJan

this dusttrust (updated) "defininition" got updated because i was slightly stupid a year ago

by thegreatjan October 10, 2021

DN update

Deez nuts you fucking buffoon

“Hey man heard about the DN update?”
“What’s DN?”
“Deez nuts dumbass”

by Actual Simeon January 6, 2021

West Metro (updated)

A roblox group that runs Automatic Trains in a fictional city called Weston.
The group is owned by webneck, webneck, webneck and also webneck, and has been since February 2025

I took a journey with West Metro (updated). It's a lot better the MinGorTrans

by werdanowall June 7, 2025