give him a one-eleven-twelve
by catboy 2112 May 17, 2021
Get the one-eleven-twelve mug.A social theory describing the phenomenon where adults in American society display the emotional maturity, decision-making skills, and behavioral patterns of twelve-year-olds.
Origin: Coined by Patrick Cosmos (@veryimportant.lawyer on Bluesky) as a "unified theory of American reality" that went viral on social media in 2025.
Origin: Coined by Patrick Cosmos (@veryimportant.lawyer on Bluesky) as a "unified theory of American reality" that went viral on social media in 2025.
Example 1: "Did you see how that guy threw a tantrum when his coffee order was wrong? Everyone is twelve now."
Example 2: "'Everyone is twelve now', she complained, when in response to HuffPost’s query about who suggested Budapest, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt responded, 'Your mom did', and White House communications director Steven Cheung replied: 'Your mom'."
Example 2: "'Everyone is twelve now', she complained, when in response to HuffPost’s query about who suggested Budapest, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt responded, 'Your mom did', and White House communications director Steven Cheung replied: 'Your mom'."
by patchmonkey October 17, 2025
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My daughter is so mega-twelve
by Lolaoliviabell October 21, 2025
Get the Mega-twelve mug.Anything post 9/11 attack. After 9/11 America became even more sensitive to everything than it already was. Basically the Nine Twelve world is when Karen’s came into existence.
Sub Definition: being mind blown or being bamboozled. Like if you were bait and switched on a date, or your date dined and dashed on you, or you got an extra gratuity feed for dinner AND paid a tip. You got nine twelved.
Sub Definition: being mind blown or being bamboozled. Like if you were bait and switched on a date, or your date dined and dashed on you, or you got an extra gratuity feed for dinner AND paid a tip. You got nine twelved.
I can’t believe that lady grabbed the last apple! She may as well have shot my child. “Oh don’t be so nine twelve (9/12) about it. It’s just an Apple.”
by Myles Payne January 28, 2025
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He was five twelve and that was all anyone ever needed to know
I didn't choose five twelve, five twelve chose me..
I didn't choose five twelve, five twelve chose me..
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