Noodling for tuna is the act of fishing for your lovers pussy under the table with your fingers or fist. The best Tuna Noodlers will perform this with friends or family at the opposite side of the table. Getting cought is a game over.
by Katkiller99 January 06, 2012
Due to your grandmas age when she tries to get it on, the resulting ejaculate is congealed and lumpy liked canned tuna.
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My grandpa came downstairs and had grandma tuna on his face and said “she’s still got it just a little lumpy”
by TheOG18 March 08, 2019
An insult that can be used when a woman's snatch smells like tuna due to neglect or maybe even overuse
"Damn why does the cougar bar smell like a fish market?"
"Oh that's where all the tuna snatches in this town hang out"
"Oh that's where all the tuna snatches in this town hang out"
by tuna69 October 20, 2011
by Tuna Lover March 06, 2009
by Titamis November 05, 2019
The female equivalent to crop dusting with the exception that the gas is secreted from the front of the female rather than from her back end.
by Molicious August 23, 2012
If you're type of person who plays guitar, you know, nice bluezy guitar with your fingertips and a yearning for salty sea-freshness, and you're cooking your guitar on the stove, it's probably gonna get hot.
So you dig out your tuna spoon and tune your guitar but be careful cos the guitar's real hot but if you play good blues guitar you'll have nice finger calluses and tune your guitar with the tuna spoon then use the back end of the tuna spoon which is nice and sharp to open a can of tuna then eat tuna and crackers while you sing a sad blues tune about tuna spoons.
So you dig out your tuna spoon and tune your guitar but be careful cos the guitar's real hot but if you play good blues guitar you'll have nice finger calluses and tune your guitar with the tuna spoon then use the back end of the tuna spoon which is nice and sharp to open a can of tuna then eat tuna and crackers while you sing a sad blues tune about tuna spoons.
I had a hankering for a 5 egg bean tuna burrito so I used my tuna spoon to tune my guitar and sing a song so my girlfriend would buy me one
by Darthyy April 06, 2022