trilingo

ria and risha

Risha and Ria both said trilingo when they left the auditorium.

by LYLAS1881 April 27, 2021

brochure training

The process by which training is provided en masse, in a brochure format. With key information missing for those who are on the frontline and responsible for servicing the customer.

Customer: Hi, could you assist me in generating a report from (insert any software here)? I have been trying for hours and can't get the reports to work.

Call Centre person: Sure, (reads from page 3 of the brochure), after brochure training. The same brochure the client has.

Customer: I did that but nothing happens.

Call Centre person: I am sorry, you will need to contact your IT guy to fix your computer.

Customer: @*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*!!!!!

Poor customer had an older version of Adobe Reader which was not compatible with the software.

by thisisnuts January 27, 2013

man-taining

Dedicated time that a man spends on himself to make himself look and feel better

Time spent by a man making himself look good

Time spent by a man thinking and reflecting on his life

James felt that after Christmas that he had let himself go and needed some time to do a little man-taining

by ba0373 January 25, 2017

Potty training accidents

Such as peeing on yourself.

Since I wasn't a newborn, I always held my pee to put on my cloth diapers, training pants, or underpants, and relieved my potty training accidents of pee inside my cloth diapers, training pants, or underpants!

by Turo Fernandez June 10, 2019

spring training games

Trying new and fun freaky things with your friends with benefits.

She said : I would love to participate in some spring training games with you. We can start by picking some poon ;)

by CW5541 January 14, 2022

EV Training

min-maxing in Pokémon. Involves killing only specific species of wild pokémon that drop the desired stat boosts and running from pokémon that drop undesired ones until said stat gains the desired amount of Effort Values, or EVs, often with assistance of certain stat-gaining power items to boost only two or three stats instead of the intended six. Often frowned upon due to the casual nature of the game and how EV trainers would spend hours grinding and counting EVs on every one of their pokémon just to gain a slight advantage over others in competitive play.

EV Training, you're sucking the fun out!
EV Training, you're too old for this!
Exploiting the game, 'cause you don't have a life!
Beating up kids makes you feel like a man!
EV Training, YEAH!

by onion turtle August 17, 2022

Pilot Training Flight Simulator

A Roblox game where lots of people play it to fly a plane.

Pilot Training Flight Simulator fan: YOOOOOOOOOO DO YOU WANN PLAY PTFS????????

Pilot Training Flight Simulator hater:NOOOOOOOOO I HATE SOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!

Pilot Training Flight Simulator fan: BUT ITS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pilot Training Flight Simulator hater:ok fine i play it

a few mins later.......

Pilot Training Flight Simulator fan: OMG I LOVE THIS GAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by vdfhvgfvhg June 12, 2023