traffic jam

A great excuse to get an oral while driving.

I couldn't wait for the next traffic jam up ahead, I was so horny with my woman in the car.

by [e-mail] March 16, 2008

traffic blockin

- Being on another level of fresh in EVERY aspect of ones life; male
- having the illest clothes, sneakers, etc
- listenin to the best music
- gettin as much pussy as wanted
- going to the sickest parties
- ownin a cutlass ride
- having an INTENSE amount of haters
- not being a dumbass, basically "going places" w.o bein corny about it
- etc.

: dude u catch that hypebeast fag walkin around there
: shut up fool, he traffic blockin
: wat the hells that
: damn ignorant, he wat you aint

by JDZ PT October 21, 2007

Traffic Jam

at least three guys and one girl, when the guys all try to jam there penis' into one hole.

We invited her over so we could give her a nice traffic jam.

by ballsack jumbler69 July 3, 2011

Traffic Flirting

The act of catching a girls or guys eye while sitting in busy traffic, often resulting in friendly smiles and maybe a wink.
Extreme success can result in winding down windows and chatting/exchanging details.

David: "Hey Skeeve, how was your trip home?"
"Long, but got some serious traffic flirting in with this babe in an Audi."

by Skeeve Stevens April 25, 2006

Status traffic

the inability to get information to people via facebook due to a numerous amount of comments/posts coming into their status or wall

John: I was gonna tell Rachel happy birthday over facebook, but there was too much status traffic so i held off until later

by fasthandseddie April 26, 2011

freak traffic

Unexpected traffic on a usually free-flowing street/avenue/freeway. May be caused by accident or construction work.

"I was going to be early for work but some freak traffic made me 2.5 min late!"

by Luis Levy May 20, 2008

Traffic Prophet

A Person who, while driving, prides him or herself in predicting the actions of the driver behind or in-front of them before the driver does it.

DRIVER: Okay he's driving a Buick so that automatically means he's a senior citizen WHICH MEANS he's gonna slow down to at least 10 mph here at this turn because the elderly are as we all know, terrified of taking a turn too fast and running the risk of flipping over their car.

(*the person in the other car does just that*)

DRIVER: I Knew It!

PERSON IN SHOTGUN: Let it Go, You're such a Traffic Prophet!

by Aquaris April 27, 2013