"Who just threw this jelly Munchkin at me???"
"It was Mark the Spanish Munchkin Tosser."
"What an asshole!"
"It was Mark the Spanish Munchkin Tosser."
"What an asshole!"
by Iceman1008 November 5, 2013
Get the Spanish Munchkin Tossermug. The guy next doors sits at his bedroom window peeping behide the curtain watching me the curtain twitching tosser.
The old lady across the road sits at her window being a curtain twitching tosser, watching and reporting on all her neighbours.
The old lady across the road sits at her window being a curtain twitching tosser, watching and reporting on all her neighbours.
by Kenny Kong March 4, 2014
Get the curtain twitching tossermug. by A witty twit August 10, 2019
Get the Figmenty pigmenty crosser tossermug. When a skank puts on unnecessary amount of lipstick and licks your asswhole ^.~
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by Anonomous Tosser November 2, 2011
Get the Lipstick Salad Tossermug. A sex move in which you round up at least 8 down syndrome kids, no older than 10, and lure them to your house. it should be easy enough. Make sure that you have a room set up first, it should have a bed or large mattress, and two shovels or other large gardening tools. Place the children on the bed and proceed to smash them around and into each other with the gardening tools. After at least a couple have died, you have to "wash them out," by first reaching orgasm then cumming on them. To do this properly, find one that has a hole in its abdomen then penetrate it until you cum all over as many as possible. Next, fool around with them until you can go again then "put the red thingys in the olives" aka impregnate as many as possible. Now go back and "wash" the rest of them out before finishing the rest off. Now roast them piece by piece over a spit and then invite your family over for a big supper with your new salad and furiously rape your family members while you force them all to enjoy your hard-worked on meal.
Honey, wanna invite all your girl friends for supper? I just finished making my favourite potato salad! I really am the potato salad tosser!
by Ziat April 19, 2018
Get the The Potato Salad Tossermug. For when cock, or just tosser, or even wanker isn’t harsh enough... Like the difference between “dick” and “prick,” “cock tosser” allows for an even punchier pronunciation, so feel free to lay the disdain on thick.
It’s also a necessary distinction from “tosser” alone since unlike its at first synonymous-appearing counterpart - “wanker” - “tosser” typically means incompetent or inept. “Cock tosser” helps bring clarity.
It’s also a necessary distinction from “tosser” alone since unlike its at first synonymous-appearing counterpart - “wanker” - “tosser” typically means incompetent or inept. “Cock tosser” helps bring clarity.
“Urgh, Ryan? Lock the door next time! I don’t need to see you cock tossing you cock tosser!”
“Sorry Mum! I’m nearly finished.”
May also be used in a playful, or even complimentary expression, depending on context.
E.g. “Clifford’s getting tail left and right. Damn, he must be an amazing cock tosser; here’s hoping he gives me tips.”
“Sorry Mum! I’m nearly finished.”
May also be used in a playful, or even complimentary expression, depending on context.
E.g. “Clifford’s getting tail left and right. Damn, he must be an amazing cock tosser; here’s hoping he gives me tips.”
by Bi like a bicycle August 24, 2019
Get the Cock tossermug. My dad said he was not gay but then after going out with family I found out his buddy’s are drunk tossers.
by Truthoftheword July 26, 2021
Get the drunk tossersmug.