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Tortilla arms

Arms with excessive cellulose or fat hanging from underneath the bicep. The fat is flabby and flaps like an uncooked tortilla. Expression possibly originating from from South Texas (e.g., McAllen, TX) with respect to large women grinding out tortillas in restaurants.
Dude, Sandra's got some awful tortilla arms. Maybe she could use them as a parachute like a flying squirrel.

Tom, as your wingman, I cannot allow you to go home with a woman with tortilla arms and a beer gut.
by BoredLawStudent1776 May 22, 2009
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Tortillaing

The act of secretly throwing many corn and/or flour tortillas on somebody’s lawn. Tortillaing is just like TP-ing someone’s house but with tortillas instead!

This trend began when a group of friends wanted to throw quesadillas on lawns but discovered that would be too expensive so they settled for tortillas. Dressed in all black with tortilla masks, the “tortilla bandits” threw tortillas on every seniors lawn throughout their senior year making it the best senior prank ever!
The tortilla bandits went tortillaing every week for months until everyone in their class had gotten tortillas on their lawn!
by tortillabandit21 October 23, 2020
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Italian Tortilla

When you take a tortilla and shove it up a woman's anus and then twist it three times, pull it out, and eat it like a taco
Johnny asked Sarah for a Italian Tortilla and she slapped him with it.
by thafisher51 March 20, 2025
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Tortilla

A Mexican girl, also know as a burrito
Did you see that Allan got himself a tortilla.
That burrito gots a fatty on her.
by Statechamp5 January 8, 2017
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Tortilla Horse

An incredibly charming, nice, smart, and all-round sexy human being currently residing in the realms of Xbox. He is especially known for his standout intellect besting those around him such as Royal Shake, an illiterate human being incapable of basic thought processes.
Nigger Queer: "Did you hear about Tortilla Horse's new fanny??"
Niglet Queer: "Yes, daddy."
Nigger Queer: "Shut up, bitch."
by Prgxisu August 13, 2017
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tortilla fingers

A joking but endearing term used to describe someone of Latin descent, whose hands are resistant to heat due to picking tortillas out of the fire.
Jolie "Its not even that hot, stop being a baby" Michael "OK Tortilla Fingers"
by fuaXz May 19, 2016
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Tortilla-swaddle

Swaddling balls or penis into a tortilla while giving head, then ejaculating into the tortilla for her to eat afterwards.
"she was hungry so I made her a tortilla-swaddle for lunch
by Metheonewhohasadirtymind June 23, 2022
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