by big alpha male September 22, 2020
Get the torymug. The Tory party is the conservative party in the UK. They are a group of arse-holes, liars, dickheads, fascists, racists and hypocrites. They are a pigeon step to the left of a nazi in the political spectrum. If anyone encounters a member of the conservative party at any time in their lives, you have my encourage ment to walk up to them and punch them in the face. Torys moan about things that piss people off, despite being the reason those annoying things are that way. The Torys blame new labour for MRSA, even though the Torys were the ones to privitise NHS cleaning. The Torys blame immarants for high taxes and lack of council controlled housing, both the poll tax and the right to buy plan were voted in under conservatives. The list goes on for days, but the point i wish to make is this, i encourage you not to vote Tory, i also encourage you to make sure none of your friends let you vote Tory, these people will screw you over untill you are dead, then take on a more necrophiliatic approach.
"As a Tory, i plan to raise taxes, cut costs to health and education, privitise the only remaining government controlled businesses we didn't have time to sell you down the river for last time, percicute and victimise anyone not of anglo-saxon origin and then cut jobs untill our great nation is yet again begging on its knees because of our regien of terror. Have fun, im off to barabados, i sure hope i dont see any of those black people." - standard speech of the thatcharite
by Jack G. July 15, 2008
Get the Torymug. He is a person who loves roasting people often call him an alien because he looks like one it's not his fault he will gets mad if you squish his sandwich that he stole.
Tory is the wrost
by Unknown NAMC January 10, 2020
Get the Torymug. by beyondgaslighting March 18, 2023
Get the torimug. Tory is a slang word meant to mean homie or bro etc. Not the name "tory" but something you can call anyone.
by DrizzyLee November 22, 2018
Get the Torymug. a man who could say "That is very unpleasant" and uses "doobie" on a regular basis
A man who votes for the conservaties and owns at least 5 fords, each of which a different colour. With a dog that goes for a walk around twice a month
A man who votes for the conservaties and owns at least 5 fords, each of which a different colour. With a dog that goes for a walk around twice a month
Oh look over there, its a Tory!
by Tesco2For1 November 3, 2020
Get the Torymug. posh people who think, because they have racist views, are a political party. Not quite the worst in the world as the bnp and america exist
by -indie-kid-- September 30, 2006
Get the toriesmug.